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This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by NoelBlakeFanClub User icon on September 30, 2026, 12:21 pm

Flight from Dubai to Tel Aviv - apparently one pilot starts stabbing the other (to hijack the plane - or crash it?). Big fight kicks off, blood everywhere - and luckily (or intentionally - I don't know) there were two pilots at the back of the plane who ran in to take control of the plane and land it safely.

Link: Sounds like some scary shit

Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by AndyIsOurKing User icon on October 1, 2026, 8:27 am, in reply to "This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Am I the only one that's surprised there even are flights from Dubai to Tel Aviv

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Posted by Platinii User icon on October 1, 2026, 12:29 am, in reply to "This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Not a chance this is real. Like zero. Hilarious scenes as the non-English speaking cast all conveniently start speaking English for the camera crew.

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Posted by StringerBellend01 User icon on October 1, 2026, 8:21 am, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

See that evil cunt Netanyahu, hugging the so called hero. As believable as the supposed shooting attempt on the fat orange cunt. BBC like North Korean news

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Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by Platinii User icon on October 1, 2026, 1:46 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Never changed out of his bloodied clothes to meet the head of state. It seems to be a physical impossibility to walk down the plane under that G Force, and he's a fcuking plumber. Of course he can rescue a plane in a nose dive that's "lost it's rudder". Trump relaying his version of the story too, just so we all know just how heroic former IDF soldiers, and Israeli's are.

They're so utterly shìt at the human stuff.

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Posted by Grazy2 User icon on October 1, 2026, 6:56 am, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Christ

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Posted by Platinii User icon on October 1, 2026, 1:46 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Go shag a flag.

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Posted by kop_gobshites User icon on October 1, 2026, 4:40 am, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Bollocks with a capital B. Netanyahu is desperate for support, the world (majority of it) is against him and The Wotsit.

So many red flags about this story, a load of contrived bollocks.

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Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by Billywizz User icon on September 30, 2026, 4:54 pm, in reply to "This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Tune in next week for a trump/nethenyahu production.
All a load of set up bollocks.
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Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by Patbateman69 User icon on September 30, 2026, 7:11 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Latest on beeb has that maniac shaking hand of passenger with blood on his shirt...it just stinks of a bad set up.

I mean don't the passengers get looked o er and cleaned up first? No..let's get him out covered in blood for biggest impact.

Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by Essy User icon on September 30, 2026, 3:30 pm, in reply to "This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

That's normal on a Jet 2 flight

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Posted by Est__1878 User icon on September 30, 2026, 3:07 pm, in reply to "This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Before I read this I wondered who on earth would stab a plane

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Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by Babyface_Omipalone User icon on September 30, 2026, 3:47 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Danny Thommo takes to the skies with a harpoon gun strapped to a Sopwith Camel.

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Posted by Chinaski User icon on September 30, 2026, 3:30 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Geordie's I reckon.

Horse punching and plane stabbing are in the same ballpark

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Posted by Bertram_Wooster User icon on September 30, 2026, 12:29 pm, in reply to "This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Word is one of the pilots wanted to commit suicide by crashing the plane.

Got it all together and I'm ready to seethe.

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Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by Banjo12 User icon on September 30, 2026, 1:16 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Would you just not wait for the Pilot or (co) to go for a piss..lock the cabin doors and then do it?

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Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by Dirk Hoffman User icon on September 30, 2026, 2:40 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

don't think they can leave one pilot in the cockpit at a time since that German Wings pilot flew into a mountain on purpose. there has to be 2 in the cockpit, so a steward would be in there as well.

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Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by The_Hillbilly User icon on September 30, 2026, 3:14 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Someone did an amusing 'Take, these German wings, and learn to fly again...' probably poorly timed and in bad taste skit shortly after that as I remember, which made me chuckle.

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Posted by fat-freddy's-cat $<iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fat-freddy\'s-cat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;' tabindex=0>$ on September 30, 2026, 1:19 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

You've clearly got a future in airline hi-jacking

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Posted by Banjo12 User icon on September 30, 2026, 1:22 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Gah

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Posted by Chris85 User icon on September 30, 2026, 1:06 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Didn't that happen a few years ago? In Lichtenstein or Luxembourg somewhere like that. Horrendous.

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Posted by ddarko User icon on September 30, 2026, 2:02 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

there was another one were the pilot done a U turn and just flew until he ran out of petrol and crashed into the sea. Blackbox never found all kinds of conspiracy theories

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Posted by Chris85 User icon on September 30, 2026, 2:09 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Mad. That Brazilian footy team Chapocense(sp) crash, wasn't suicide but pilot went a mad route an used up too much fuel, sounds like he tried to chance it an not raise an alarm but it didn't make it, there was survivors of that crash aswell.

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Posted by Winston_OBoogie User icon on September 30, 2026, 1:33 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Pilot deliberately flew into a mountain in Nice.

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Posted by fat-freddy's-cat $<iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fat-freddy\'s-cat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;' tabindex=0>$ on September 30, 2026, 1:18 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

A German national was planning to crash the plane in a suicide attempt; can't remember how far he got with his plan but obviously not to its conclusion

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Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy

Posted by Chris85 User icon on September 30, 2026, 1:28 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/26/europe/france-germanwings-plane-scene

That was it. Can't think of many things much worse than that.

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Posted by homer_j_fong User icon on September 30, 2026, 12:43 pm, in reply to "Re: This plane stabbing sounds crazy"

Mid-flight diesel stealing!

*Taps dome*

Cos you can’t get Teenage Eskimo in Wantage…

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