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Benzema on a free.

Posted by GwladysTreat User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:01 am

He's available. As is Jadon Sancho.

Just saying.

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Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Zuma User icon on September 2, 2026, 12:28 pm, in reply to "Benzema on a free."

34 year old Danny Ings is a free agent.

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Bigbobsbeard User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:52 am, in reply to "Benzema on a free."

Scratching round in the yellow sticker bin after another transfer calamity.

What a fucking club.

And of course, nothing will come of it.

'Pigs nipples'

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:39 am, in reply to "Benzema on a free."

I'Cardi on a free?

Superb scoring record.

Age 33

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Est__1878 User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:23 am, in reply to "Benzema on a free."

Probably end up with Steptoe

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Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Captain Jack User icon on September 2, 2026, 11:01 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

Can his son play right back?

We are the famous EFC

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:22 am, in reply to "Benzema on a free."

As is Jamie Vardy.

We could catch up with him coming out of the post office after cashing his pension.

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Banjo12 User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:26 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

Id be all over Vardy personally..for the move not for sex

Lovely Stuff

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Lance Drysdale User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:34 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

This was clearly his agent’s plan.

Could have gone anywhere this summer, no shortage of offers. Decided to sit off and see who was absolutely desperate by this morning.

Most of the proceeds going to the Rooneys, like, but still going to make a mint.

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by joe_euro User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:29 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

I thought we should have done it last summer when he left Leicester, feel like its past the point now but could see him being more up for it then a Benzema

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by joe_euro User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:17 am, in reply to "Benzema on a free."

I know a lot of these shouts are joking but I think it would be a really bad idea for us to go with something like this.

Muddle through with Barry, Johnson, Alcaraz, George is the way for me.

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Grazy2 User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:23 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

agree, I think Johnson will get his fair share up front

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by betosneck User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:41 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

It will be nice to try different styles of players in that position.

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:21 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

If he was fit and still motivated to play I would be tempted!

Thank fuck we signed Johnson.

He is a viable CF even if it’s as cover for Barry rather than out & out.

Alcaraz & george are last resort false 9 scenarios but you never know I suppose.

It’s top quality stuff this!

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Banjo12 User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:41 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

Alcaraz will be sold to a country where the window hasnt shut yet ..no way he's staying

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Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies User icon on September 2, 2026, 12:01 pm, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

He won’t be getting sold now

It’s top quality stuff this!

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Banjo12 User icon on September 2, 2026, 12:26 pm, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

Wouldnt bank on it ..Moyes obviously doesnt like him and if he brings in coin so be it ...The lad hasnt bothered to even try to learn english ..he wants off

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Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by SouthernBlue01 User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:26 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

I'd prefer George, Johnson, Dibling or Graham up front over Alcaraz.

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:28 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

Graham too young I would imagine and yeah Alcaraz last resort.

Mind you he’s better in the air and stronger than people realise so could be a makeshift deep lying CF with the wide forwards running off him.

He’s a really good player and so unlucky to not be playing more

It’s top quality stuff this!

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by joe_euro User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:25 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

Maybe even Grealish actually depending on the game

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Yogi_Clementine User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:45 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

...just not if it's football

Formerly yogiclementine

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by joe_euro User icon on September 2, 2026, 11:45 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

Its a long time ago like but one of the best game's I've seen him have was there for Villa in the playoffs when they came up, dropping back as "false 9"

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies User icon on September 2, 2026, 12:03 pm, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

I would love to see him central have to say.

With george & Johnson making runs forward you never know I suppose

It’s top quality stuff this!

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by joe_euro User icon on September 2, 2026, 12:18 pm, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

Let him roam! Sometimes if the RB is having a good game he does become a bit one-note when he's staying widest of wide left

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Lance Drysdale User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:16 am, in reply to "Benzema on a free."

Jadon Sancho had a trial at the Swans last month.

In a window where we have acquired every cheap and available wide player on the entire fucking planet, we still passed on Sancho.

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:17 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

How old is he now?

He was always shite but things really did spiral for him

It’s top quality stuff this!

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by sounddave User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:22 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

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Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:22 am, in reply to "Re: Benzema on a free."

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Fuck me

It’s top quality stuff this!

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Domi5 User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:11 am, in reply to "Benzema on a free."

Icardi too.

With a name like I-cardi(gan) Moyes will be all over this!

Re: Benzema on a free.

Posted by Patvandenwow the 3rd User icon on September 2, 2026, 10:03 am, in reply to "Benzema on a free."

Like Ginola and Mark Hughes

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