Moyes will bring Michail Antonio out of retirement

- the shít ones who will be able to ask what they want and which EFC will refuse to pay

Anyone but Our Ayew

Vardy isn’t a lard arse so will age better, but he does like having a few scoops with his mates.

I’m aware that I’ll get slated on here for saying so, but I reckon he’s a decent option, and miles better than Barry.

Scores goals in a few different ways, fox in the box type but also great counter attacking forward (obviously depends on still having a bit of pace) and can crack one in from outside the box.

*Awaits rebuttals