You were criticising others for transfer conjecture the other day even though they were quoting reputable sources. Now you’re making up your own whole narrative with zero evidence base so you can continue to defend ineptitude at the club. Are you Angus wife?

They couldn’t even manage to get Richarlison over the line even though he was desperate to get out of spurs and loves and wants to return to Everton, and Spurs wanted shut of him.

I don’t believe that for a minute.

It's indefensible lad, and I'm a Temu version of you when it comes to defending the club.

It's farcical.

There is no positive spin you can put on this.The recruitment team have had months to address the issues and have left things to the last day and it has blown up in their faces. There should be sackings over this but TFG don't seem to be interested enough to do that.

He was at finch farm from dinner time yesterday and his medical was done first. Then around 9-10 hours passed before Everton decided that they weren’t happy about something and tried to renegotiate the deal with Monaco AND tried to sign two different strikers. All this while Balogun was still at finch farm.
After being turned down by Abraham himself, and Man U for Zirkzee, they then panicked and tried to push the deal through, only for Balogun to probably think “nah fuck this, you’ve took the piss out of me, I’m off”.

The club is a fucking laughable shambles. Nothing ever changes.

I know what you mean here, but just don’t go in for crocks in the first place?

The football world is a small one.

Everyone knows everything about everyone at the “elite” level, more or less.

I find it unconvincing to expect that he turned up with a nasty surprise for Everton.

Plus if they did find an issue, then walk away sharpish and find another player.

Don’t mess around till god knows when trying to wangle something into the deal, maybe with him too, changing that all around. All while desperately trying to sign another player while he is sat there watching you do it.

We also signed Norgaard while he has had an injury we clearly knew about.

Wow, the knots some people on here will bend themselves into in order to not call the club out on the shitshows it constantly serves up never ceases to amaze me.

Like some cuckolded husband who tries to convince himself that his wife's latest infidelity will only serve to make their marriage even stronger.

I take some shit in here for my cynicism towards this club, but what was it in the end? 5 out and 2 in? To add to the already paperthin squad we had last year, and the paperthin squad the year before that, and the year before that.

Tune in, in January folks for the next series of 'Look how dry my bedsheets are'.

PS, if not signing crocks is a sensible policy, how do you square swapping NDiaye for Grealish?

They really can do fucking anything and people will defend it.

"Trust"?

Fuckoff mate, and I honestly say that with all due respect.

Fair point but 10pm on deadline day is not the right time to be finding this out