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DeLap to Forest

Posted by fat-freddy's-cat $<iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fat-freddy\'s-cat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;' tabindex=0>$ on August 27, 2026, 12:34 pm

can't say I'm sorry

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Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by Est__1878 User icon on August 27, 2026, 3:21 pm, in reply to "DeLap to Forest"

They must be daft

His stats are bang average and he seems to have anger issues

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Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by Spart User icon on August 27, 2026, 3:22 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

I think you are being way too kind with the use of 'bang average' there.

Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by Billywizz User icon on August 27, 2026, 12:37 pm, in reply to "DeLap to Forest"

Frees up Chris Wood for us!!!!!

Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by betosneck User icon on August 27, 2026, 2:40 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

We'd have been miles better in the Dyche years with Chris wood there.

Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 User icon on August 27, 2026, 2:49 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

Leeds, Burnley and Forest.

309 games, 128 goals.

But for his ill fated move to Newcastle, where he fell out with fans, his goal scoring record is excellent. Around 42% goal ratio.

Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by The Golden Vision User icon on August 27, 2026, 12:57 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

CHRIST

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Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by Billywizz User icon on August 27, 2026, 1:02 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

It was tongue in cheek

Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by The Golden Vision User icon on August 27, 2026, 2:26 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

WHY, YOU.....

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Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by Teflon_Don User icon on August 27, 2026, 1:00 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

No, Chris!

Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 User icon on August 27, 2026, 12:37 pm, in reply to "DeLap to Forest"

Chris Wood, short term contract to Everton?

Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by GwladysTreat User icon on August 27, 2026, 1:18 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

He's going to United to fill the Maguire up top for the last 10 minutes role.

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Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 User icon on August 27, 2026, 2:08 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

Could happen, like.

In all seriousness, Wood DOES score goals and lead the line well. Fitness is a problem though.

Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by The Golden Vision User icon on August 27, 2026, 12:57 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

I hope not

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Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 User icon on August 27, 2026, 12:59 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

If he is fit, he would be an ace squad player, admittedly more 'stop gap' than long term.

Think of an injury prone Wayne Clarke...

Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by The Golden Vision User icon on August 27, 2026, 2:26 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

He's not that good

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Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 User icon on August 27, 2026, 2:38 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

I don't think it would be any different to signing Gabriel Jesus or Callum Wilson short term.

Jesus is younger than Wilson and Wood by 4 years or so, but the 3 of them are all injury affected. Woods' scoring record stands up rather well, but like I say, if he is only peanuts, he is worth a short term punt imo.

Re: DeLap to Forest

Posted by The Golden Vision User icon on August 27, 2026, 2:48 pm, in reply to "Re: DeLap to Forest"

He's a yard dog and his face offends me, I'm out.

"I like my football on a Saturday, roast beef on Sundays, alright"

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