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Melvin Bard

Posted by Hibbo28 User icon on August 24, 2026, 11:53 am

Apparently we are in talks to sign the left-back from Nice

"It might not be the easiest job but it's the best job"

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Tarpaulin_Alan User icon on August 24, 2026, 2:00 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

https://x.com/NilSatisNews/status/2091845971651051961

Do these jeans change things?

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Yogi_Clementine User icon on August 24, 2026, 2:05 pm, in reply to "Re: Melvin Bard"

Which ones? Looks like he's got at least a couple of pairs on

Formerly yogiclementine

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Domi5 User icon on August 24, 2026, 1:20 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

Sounds like precisely what we need:

"...It is not because the former Lyon defender has had a wild drop-off; it is simply that he has stopped progressing. Not a particularly attacking full-back, his upside is felt within his own half. He is excellent at tracking back, rarely loses a man, is aggressive in the duels, has good anticipation, and is good at playing out under pressure within his own third.

He doesn’t rank particularly highly in any metric, but he is a well-rounded defensive full-back..."

https://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2025/profile-has-ogc-nices-melvin-bard-hit-his-ceiling/

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by JohnD User icon on August 24, 2026, 1:18 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

Can’t make rhyme or reason of the transfers - but that’d be poetic justice

“Dibling will be ace for us”.

Me, 2025

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Evil Hypnotist User icon on August 24, 2026, 1:18 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

Sounds like a drunk person trying to describe one of the Spice Girls being thrown out of a pub. Probably the scary one.

I reckon.

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Alex_T User icon on August 24, 2026, 1:16 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

Who was harping on about him?

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Dt_Kowalski User icon on August 24, 2026, 1:10 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

I heard Lute-on were after him a few years ago.

"Dead or alive you're coming with me"
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Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Chinaski User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:36 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

To sign or not to sign, that is the question

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Spart User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:32 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

He looks like a bit of a beast....will make a welcome change from Mykolenko's weak as a kitten defending.

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Zuma User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:50 pm, in reply to "Re: Melvin Bard"

A midsummer nights dream come true if we upgrade on Myko.

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Hilldickson User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:36 pm, in reply to "Re: Melvin Bard"

Mykolenko is 3 inches bigger than him

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Tarpaulin_Alan User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:38 pm, in reply to "Re: Melvin Bard"

{Inserts Kenneth_Williams.GIF}

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Spart User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:38 pm, in reply to "Re: Melvin Bard"

Its not the inches that counts its what you do with it....or so that's what I tell my wife.

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Hilldickson User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:39 pm, in reply to "Re: Melvin Bard"

🤮

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Spart User icon on August 24, 2026, 1:15 pm, in reply to "Re: Melvin Bard"

Funnily enough that's what she does too.

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Bigbobsbeard User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:11 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

'If you don't wear a seatbelt in the dark,
You'll end up buried in Althorp Park'.

My poetic tribute to our Queen of Hearts there.

'Pigs nipples'

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Gradig User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:04 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

Poetry in motion him

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Banjo12 User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:02 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

Nice

Lovely Stuff

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by G92 User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:02 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

It will all be much a do about nothing.

Re: Melvin Bard

Posted by Lance Drysdale User icon on August 24, 2026, 12:00 pm, in reply to "Melvin Bard"

You appear to have spelt Bragg incorrectly there, fella.

And Melvyn, for that matter.

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