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Jermaine Jenas

Posted by TonskiBeat User icon on June 13, 2026, 8:57 am

https://x.com/triffic_stuff_/status/2065397848955314636/video/1?s=46

What a c**t. Clearly the only thing he regrets is getting caught.

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 User icon on June 14, 2026, 12:46 pm, in reply to "Jermaine Jenas"

Jenas. He knows me, and he knows I'm right. Been talkin' to Jenas, all my life.

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by Dt_Kowalski User icon on June 13, 2026, 12:11 pm, in reply to "Jermaine Jenas"

If only he'd had gobbed at a football fan out of a car window instead.

"Dead or alive you're coming with me"
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Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by AndyIsOurKing User icon on June 13, 2026, 12:08 pm, in reply to "Jermaine Jenas"

We’ve all made mistakes ! Very true Jermaine
Let he who has never sent an unsolicited picture of their knob to a female (or male) colleague cast the first stone

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by TonskiBeat User icon on June 13, 2026, 12:13 pm, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

Haha!

He said ‘the situation I found myself in’ before he corrected himself and said put myself in. T**t!

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by tricky9999 User icon on June 14, 2026, 4:03 pm, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

I wish, when he said 'We all make mistakes - I bet you've made mistakes' that they had replied - 'Yes I have, but I've never sent unsolicited pictures of my genitals to unwilling recipients'.

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by Magnus_Pym User icon on June 13, 2026, 10:58 am, in reply to "Jermaine Jenas"

Amazing isn't it.

Its almost like taking young men out of the real world at a very early age and never saying no to them, constantly cosetting them, making constant excuses for poor choices and behaviour and never holding them accountable simply because they can play football well creates men who, even in their forties are wholly unable to self-reflect, see even the most egregious acts from another's perspective, take responsibility for their actions or hold themselves to account

Formerly Kees_Popinga. Yeah, sorry.

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by Blueskiesahead User icon on June 13, 2026, 10:51 am, in reply to "Jermaine Jenas"

Nailed it tonski

'The time I've spent - but never feels wasted. Always something to make me arf'

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by Jimmys_Arch User icon on June 13, 2026, 9:34 am, in reply to "Jermaine Jenas"

The amount of personality-less ex footballers who manage to carve out a long career on Tele is staggering.....Carragher, Neville, Dixon, Smith, Hincliffe..... they're just some of the ones on UK Tele too.

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by SnafflesBlue User icon on June 13, 2026, 9:57 am, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

Not only are these people already millionaires, they very very seldom say anything worth listening to and are paid vast amounts to say it.

You get more wisdom on here on a matchday for free.

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by betosneck User icon on June 14, 2026, 5:21 pm, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

Most of them of telly either retired too early before the ridiculous money came in, or fucked up with shitty investments and got stung with a huge bill from HMRC. Nobody is doing it regularly for the fun of it.

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by 4squares User icon on June 13, 2026, 10:54 am, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

Sheee, thanks mate.

"When lads have money they think they're men and when they're skint they're lads again".

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by Jimmys_Arch User icon on June 13, 2026, 10:17 am, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

They know they are into a cushy number so will never say anything which may upset the 'brand'..... always amazed me how the 'we pay Gary Lineker's wages' lot never complained about the 30 quid a month going to Sky Sports to supplement Neville and the likes bank balance (I appreciate that one is a choice and the other isn't like).

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by BlueMeanie User icon on June 13, 2026, 3:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

You can chose not to pay it

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by bignev User icon on June 13, 2026, 9:26 am, in reply to "Jermaine Jenas"

The majority of footballers have been pampered as a product all their lives and never heard the word ‘no’. Thats why some turn into horrible feckers like this. He will never accept responsibility because he can’t see what he has done is wrong. He’s a prick.

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Posted by comhaltain User icon on June 13, 2026, 9:11 am, in reply to "Jermaine Jenas"

Know someone who worked on MOTD and Jenas is apparently every bit the cunt you’d expect

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by wafty_crank User icon on June 13, 2026, 9:05 am, in reply to "Jermaine Jenas"

He's off for a pint later with Greggggggg Wallace, Phillip Schofield and Gino.

Gormless tawt will have to get a proper job...plenty of burgers to be flipped

""Oh, you filthy beast! You've cum all over my umbrella!"

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by TonskiBeat User icon on June 13, 2026, 9:20 am, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

Greg Wallace levels off ‘I’m the victim’ in that interview. The comments below are grim as well.

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by john_matrix User icon on June 13, 2026, 10:08 am, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

Ah Greg Wallace, the guy that likes to spend just an hour with his autistic son (that he never wanted) before playing Total War Saga on his own for two hours, the most partridge “a day in the life of” article……

Link: My Saturday

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by StringerBellend01 User icon on June 13, 2026, 3:37 pm, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

I forgot this article. Two hours locked in his dungeon playing on the computer, the twat

I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shithouse

Re: Jermaine Jenas

Posted by MPTEFC User icon on June 13, 2026, 10:24 am, in reply to "Re: Jermaine Jenas"

He’s that deluded that it didn’t occur to him how much of a prick he sounds. He expected people to read it and think I wish I was more like Gregggg.

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