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Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks...

Posted by rookwood <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=rookwood' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 5:32 pm

...and McCoist nodding along at the sage wisdom.

'Wideys attacking the middle of the goal frame'

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Posted by Roberto-Naranja <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Roberto-Naranja' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 8:58 pm, in reply to "Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

Dreadful. When he's asked how scoring in a final is, how does he get paid when he says it's difficult to put into words. And that's it. What else is he there if not to give that insight and then tells the audience nothing from whatever is between his ears from his experience?

Don't be afraid. It's not luck, it's attitude.

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Posted by Hogarth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Hogarth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 6:56 pm, in reply to "Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

Vitinho just hit it over the bar.

"I don't think he needed to hit it that high"

More searing insight to come.

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Posted by rookwood <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=rookwood' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 6:59 pm, in reply to "Re: Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

That's a classic.

The way he puts this deep tone on as well like he is in the Situation Room in an episode of the Est Wing as well.

'Arsenal need more from him'.

Cheers Steve.

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Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 7:08 pm, in reply to "Re: Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

"Players are starting to get tired" on 80 minutes, he's getting paid good money to state the fooking obvious.

**Gringo Charity Cup Winner 2026**

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Posted by Est__1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est__1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 7:03 pm, in reply to "Re: Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

Leave my wing out of it !

https://theblockaff.org/

https://www.cwgc.org/

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 8:51 pm, in reply to "Re: Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

I bet there's no telly in it though.

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Posted by rookwood <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=rookwood' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 8:16 pm, in reply to "Re: Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

Apologies Est it's a cracking wing as well.

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Posted by Hogarth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Hogarth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 6:11 pm, in reply to "Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

McCoist - "you wouldn't go down under that contact, Steven"

Gattuso was three feet away from him in 2005 and he went down like a sack of spuds.

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Posted by Essy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 6:08 pm, in reply to "Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

Has he mentioned Slot yet or is that now taboo

Thought he'd be writing his C.V

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Posted by jamrock <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=jamrock' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 5:33 pm, in reply to "Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

The constant yak is unbearable

Can’t go 2 seconds without talking

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Posted by iblamemedad <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=iblamemedad' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 6:35 pm, in reply to "Re: Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

When Danny Murphy has been employed as the Sage of all things Togger. You know the Game is Gone??

Nobody Died!!

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Posted by rookwood <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=rookwood' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 5:39 pm, in reply to "Re: Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

Absolutely, it's asinine.

You compare the punditry we football fans get with what you get on other sports and it's desperate.

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Posted by Benj <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Benj' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 7:30 pm, in reply to "Re: Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

Much better on the firing channels where they have people who are employed as they can talk well as opposed to the fact they played for a big team 10 years ago

https://youtu.be/0h_3DTnGJMU

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Posted by Nick-H <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Nick-H' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 30, 2026, 7:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Gerrard talking Jake Humphreys high performance bollocks..."

Cricket and cycling just two examples where almost all the commentators are intelligent, articulate and offer proper insight and increase your knowledge.
Are there any football commentators who do that?

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