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Anti burglar tip

Posted by Est__1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est__1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 5:04 pm

If you are confronted at home by a burglar and plan to ask them several polite questions with a base ball bat - put a long sock on it so if the burglar grabs the bat the sock will slip off and hopefully they will fall backwards so you can continue with further assertive communication

Just a random thought

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Re: Anti burglar tip

Posted by Kenneth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Kenneth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 7:45 pm, in reply to "Anti burglar tip "

What a great idea .

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Posted by Beldale blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Beldale+blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 6:44 pm, in reply to "Anti burglar tip "

I’ve never needed a weapon.

Yours

D. Ferguson.

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Posted by ThommosSocks <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ThommosSocks' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 6:29 pm, in reply to "Anti burglar tip "

Leave to lights off, you know you the layout of your house and where all the hazards better than them

Thommossocks is innocent

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Posted by santo_1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=santo_1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 6:21 pm, in reply to "Anti burglar tip "

I'm going to advise never having a baseball bat as tool of choice, they're too big and cumbersome - if the perpetrator gets on the inside he negates it, the arc is just too big to get a good shot off on the cûnt - and besides, who's got a sock big enough to cover that bàstard? You're talking one of your birds tights here, not a good look on the field of combat I'm sure you'll agree.

A nice rounders bat is where it's at Est. That or a pet crocodile.

Re: Anti burglar tip

Posted by BlueMeanie <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=BlueMeanie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 6:56 pm, in reply to "Re: Anti burglar tip "

This. Or a dumbbell bar.

Boink!

Re: Anti burglar tip

Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 24, 2025, 3:42 pm, in reply to "Re: Anti burglar tip "

or a maglite

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

Re: Anti burglar tip

Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 5:45 pm, in reply to "Anti burglar tip "

You watching Home Alone?

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Posted by L20_1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=L20_1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 5:45 pm, in reply to "Re: Anti burglar tip "

Arf

Re: Anti burglar tip

My arl fella always said he'd drag them outside after doing them in, so it wasnt on the property.

I think if it does happen, youre best not being in the house. It's only stuff.

Heard of pans of water being boiled on the hob in case someone comes downstairs etc.

Re: Anti burglar tip

Posted by CorradinoDAscanio <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=CorradinoDAscanio' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 8:33 pm, in reply to "Re: Anti burglar tip "

I heard from a copper that if you do administer your polite question forcefully, you should then drag them upstairs before calling the feds. The threat level is ramped up if they come upstairs, so you're more likely to get off with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tim2WaRTD8

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Posted by Chinaski <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Chinaski' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 6:24 pm, in reply to "Re: Anti burglar tip "

Cant beat an impromptu midnight Spag Bol with uninvited guests

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Posted by Bertram_Wooster <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bertram_Wooster' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 5:41 pm, in reply to "Anti burglar tip "

Sock and baseball bat are code for condom and cock, aren't they, you dirty ticket?

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Re: Anti burglar tip

Posted by Essy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 23, 2025, 5:30 pm, in reply to "Anti burglar tip "

You are Nick Ross and I claim my £10

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