Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 12:07 pm
I was in my local on Friday and Maria Whittaker, the ex page 3 bird was in there eating with her Ma. I was telling the bar maid who she was and that I was shame faced as I'd wanked over her so many times in my teens that I know what her body looks like more than most other women. She then brought her over to introduce her to me and the beacon cheeks could have lit up the whole of the south of england. Turns out she was lovely and she had a good laugh at my shame. She lives near me and is married the the Rebel MC himself. I'm meeting them for a beer on Friday in my local. Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Heebee_GB on March 25, 2025, 10:55 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
Top notch thread GT. bravo. “If this Iranians got the ####ing dough that he claims we have, we want ####ing Mourinho lad and if not Mourinho we want ####ing Pellegrini right. Everton aren’t we ey, EVERTON ARENT WE!?”
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Moshpit on March 25, 2025, 8:59 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
Fuck the haters, this is a great post as per usual. You're an absolute top tier poster imo.
Looking forward to the follow up next week.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Platinii on March 25, 2025, 9:25 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
"It wasn't so much that her bedroom curtains were anything special, it was more the leather restraints made viewing difficult"
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Evil Hypnotist on March 25, 2025, 8:43 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
You should announce a visit to the loo at some point.
"..you know, for old times sake." Where's the sun gone?
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Tonytaxi1970 on March 25, 2025, 6:10 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
I hate you!
Truthfully, I know what you are saying. I got a phone call from Linda Lusardi on my 40th., Paid for by long time mates.? I suspect she guessed she was dealing with a wanker, but not my 'level'. Stealth wanks while on official 20 minute afternoon break. I also had to fit a coffee, a cheese barm and a ciggy into that 20 minute break.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 6:19 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Arf! So does everyone else by the looks of it. I'm not sure if they don't believe i met her, Banjo has seen the proof on my Instagram, or that i told a female mate that i wanked over page 3 birds when i was a kid. It's hardly fucking surprising that teenage lads wanked over page 3 birds. Nuts. Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Platinii on March 25, 2025, 6:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Thank the lord for full stops.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by fourchette on March 25, 2025, 8:09 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Took me a second
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Platinii on March 25, 2025, 8:56 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Glad someone's on it.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by adayinthelife on March 25, 2025, 4:26 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
i think you should put you imagination to the task of writing a novel mate. it would be quite funny and be better than lying for clicks on here. Theres a bomb in the biscuit tin
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 6:38 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Which bit do you think is the lie? Out of interest.
I can't believe how serious people take shit on here. Are we all not just here to entertain each other through the work day like being with mates in the pub? It's an innocent meeting of a page 3 bird and being embarassed about wanking over her for years? I'm hardly saying i shagged her in her prime when i was 13 or something. Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by adayinthelife on March 25, 2025, 9:00 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
All the story bar having a pint in the pub. Post some proof. Happy to be proved wrong too as it’s a good story. Theres a bomb in the biscuit tin
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 9:55 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Ask Banjo lid, he saw and liked the picture on Friday evening when I posted it on my social media. The pic is of me and Maria in my local with me with massive beacon cheeks. Sorry but I don't have recordings of the conversations that occured so that will have to suffice but I don't know why I'm bothered really? Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Moshpit on March 25, 2025, 9:01 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Shut up, mate.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by adayinthelife on March 25, 2025, 9:27 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Up yours mosh pit. Theres a bomb in the biscuit tin
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by The_Hillbilly on March 25, 2025, 3:15 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
Did her Ma get to hear of the reason for your introduction?
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 3:32 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 3:42 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Haha, that's brilliant that. Cracks me up every time.
Tom Arnold randomly "feeding the geese" in Trailer Park Boys gets me too. I met the fella who plays Bubbles the other month in the Cavern, I was in awe... didn't think to let him know my incognito habits though, sadly
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Boom94 on March 25, 2025, 3:44 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Hahahaha
“I was too busy telling the bus driver and the fella in the kebab house what my current wanking habits are…..” You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 3:50 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Hahaha!
I'm going to start telling everyone, it's the way forward...
"...very nice sir, but do you want salad on this Sub or not?"
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Nick-H on March 25, 2025, 2:01 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
Nearly 20 years ago I bought my wedding suit from a retro shop (sadly no longer there) in Cavern Walks. Got chatting to the owner and he said Debbie Harry had been in a few weeks earlier and he decided against telling her she was involved in his first sexual experience.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 2:29 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
I can't be the only one agog at telling a barmaid your Frankie habits? Have I led a sheltered life? I'd end up on the register given my Frank Spencer/Mr Bean/UTC form
And no link either. I'm aghast here. AGHAST!!!
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Larry_David on March 25, 2025, 4:23 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
It's proper jumpscare nightmare gear, isn't it. Like realising you've forgotten your trousers in an important work meeting. You wake up sweating and thanking god it was just a dream.
You would have to waterboard me to get me to divulge that sort of information to a barmaid hahaha
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by The_Hillbilly on March 25, 2025, 5:20 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Really? You pair of old ladies. I can completely imagine saying that to the right barmaid. Especially if you've known them for ages.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 5:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
I've just been barred from The Blob Shop
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies on March 25, 2025, 9:39 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Hahahaha It’s top quality stuff this!
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by homer_j_fong on March 25, 2025, 6:54 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Haha, "I didn't mean to offend.. Can I still have my red biddy?" You´re my heart, my soul, my everything - The place that I call Home
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by The_Hillbilly on March 25, 2025, 6:18 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Haha.
"Hello love. Pint of Guinness and can we have a chat about wanking?"
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by bigsteefc on March 25, 2025, 6:02 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
🤣🤣 this thread is brilliant. 1 = 20
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Boom94 on March 25, 2025, 5:32 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Roaring here…. You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Larry_David on March 25, 2025, 5:29 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Hahaha
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Bernard_righton on March 25, 2025, 1:12 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
Saw rather than met Kathy Lloyd on the train at Old Roan once about 30 yrs ago..Then used to see her on an almost weekly basis strolling round near South Ken station when I was doing the school run 7 or 8 years back.
I did not, however, approach her, or tell her I had produced what must amount to pints of ejaculate in her honour, over the years.
Mainly because I have never ever wanked over Kathy Lloyd.🤥🤥
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies on March 25, 2025, 4:53 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
SHITHOUSE It’s top quality stuff this!
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by G92 on March 25, 2025, 5:06 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Quite possibly the biggest shit house on here. I RECKON.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by jmcd on March 25, 2025, 4:26 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
what? you've never involved kathy lloyd in your onanism? weirdo
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Swinverton on March 25, 2025, 4:46 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
I was confusing Kathy Lloyd with Kathy Burke here and wondering what all the fuss is about
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by The Golden Vision on March 25, 2025, 1:45 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Back in the early 80s I knew and was friends with Gaynor Bell through work related stuff.
She told me her current job was temporary and she had started modelling, me being a dozy twat didn't know she meant topless.
She started off doing page 3 stuff then ended up doing "Electric Blue" type videos.
Apparently "I like my football on a Saturday, roast beef on Sundays, alright"
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Brenno on March 25, 2025, 12:52 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
Keep taking the mushrooms lid
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Banjo12 on March 25, 2025, 12:42 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
IS THIS THE BIRD YOUR SAT NEXT TO ON INSTAGRAM? Lovely Stuff
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 2:42 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Yes lid. Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Cynically Optimistic on March 25, 2025, 12:31 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
My first thought/fantasy was "Lynn these are sex people. They're sex swappers." Just me?
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 12:58 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Gareth in the sidecar
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by StringerBellend01 on March 25, 2025, 1:55 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Top posting lid I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shithouse
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Boom94 on March 25, 2025, 1:58 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
*Fumes and points down there* You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by StringerBellend01 on March 25, 2025, 7:19 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Soz booms is he at it again is he. Stealing your thunder I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shithouse
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 7:42 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Woah! Gareth in the sidecar was arrived at independently! Unfortunately I was miles and must yield to the gentleman on this occasion PS, I'd love this to get a ton
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Boom94 on March 25, 2025, 7:44 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Hahaha
Best thread for ages I reckon…
Some proper belly laughs…. You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 7:47 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Haha, same here lid
GT's not happy up there but we're only joshing. I wish I had that moxie on the sly... don't tell him 👀
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by homer_j_fong on March 25, 2025, 8:23 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Not everyone pulls it off like him. You´re my heart, my soul, my everything - The place that I call Home
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 8:38 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
I'll take that as a compliment mate, as we've met a few times. Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by homer_j_fong on March 25, 2025, 8:48 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Oh aye, You've been missed at the London nerd meets mate, anyway you should be proud for starting this thread. Funniest thing we've had on here in ages 👍 You´re my heart, my soul, my everything - The place that I call Home
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Boom94 on March 25, 2025, 9:05 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
This!!
And another quick single for him… You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 9:14 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Raise your bat GT ✌️
Ding dong
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 8:58 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Moncurred, I've been chuckling all day here
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 8:08 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Arf! Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 8:43 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Gah!
*quick single*
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by homer_j_fong on March 25, 2025, 12:41 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
You'll hear his Rebel yell this Friday night. You´re my heart, my soul, my everything - The place that I call Home
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Madjens on March 25, 2025, 12:35 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
arf! @Cesc_Pistol
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Still Bracewell on March 25, 2025, 12:30 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
I'd take a cob of £15 cake with me for her to woo her.
Saying that, they might want to invite you into a sex session, like a cuckold thing. She'll be a deviant no doubt as an ex girly magazine model. Formerly this is Bracewell
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Heebee_GB on March 25, 2025, 4:05 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
He better not be rough like a ninja and stinging like a bee. “If this Iranians got the ####ing dough that he claims we have, we want ####ing Mourinho lad and if not Mourinho we want ####ing Pellegrini right. Everton aren’t we ey, EVERTON ARENT WE!?”
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Boom94 on March 25, 2025, 12:33 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 2:54 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Gah, I'll miles myself
Great minds!
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies on March 25, 2025, 12:46 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Shirly? It’s top quality stuff this!
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Madjens on March 25, 2025, 12:26 pm, in reply to "Meeting Idols"
you telling me that you have that kind of relationship with a barmaid that you talk about your wanking traits?
come on mate @Cesc_Pistol
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Still Bracewell on March 25, 2025, 6:04 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Fucking hell Madj, I tell the barmaids in my local that I'm wanking over them. What ??? Formerly this is Bracewell
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by homer_j_fong on March 25, 2025, 6:59 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
"and take your onanism luv" You´re my heart, my soul, my everything - The place that I call Home
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 8:39 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Superb! It took me a minute. Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Lizardo on March 25, 2025, 7:01 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Oh I say!
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 12:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Yes mate, I've known her for about 8 years and she's a mate as well as a bar maid. You're a prick. Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Madjens on March 25, 2025, 12:30 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
ha ha ha!
fair enough - just doesnt make any sense @Cesc_Pistol
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by BOGART'S LIP on March 25, 2025, 3:49 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
He lives in cloud cuckoo land, mate. Virtually said he was banging my ex missus once, Tom Pepper if ever i've heard one.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Madjens on March 25, 2025, 3:50 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
well theres a story that needs to be shared @Cesc_Pistol
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by BOGART'S LIP on March 25, 2025, 4:07 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
I mentioned my ex missus was a tv producer, he said 'I'm banging a tv producer, does she live in Kent ? The cheek of the c#nt. Pinch of salt and Tom Pepper.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 5:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
HA HA HA HA! Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 5:27 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
HA HA HA HA! Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Brenno on March 25, 2025, 4:48 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Arf He is this boards very own Alfie.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Boom94 on March 25, 2025, 5:07 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Should’ve seen him whip Robert deniros arse at swingball in Pethwelli…. You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Madjens on March 25, 2025, 4:13 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
arf!
@Cesc_Pistol
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 12:34 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
I don't understand what doesn't make sense? It's pretty fucking simple fat eyes. I have the ability to have a normal conversation with a female and have a bit of a laugh. It was all very tongue in cheek and jovial which is why she brought her over to introduce me and have a pic with her with my massive beacon cheeks. Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Madjens on March 25, 2025, 12:35 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
ok mate! @Cesc_Pistol
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by GwladysTreat on March 25, 2025, 12:36 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Prick! Social Media is the new root of all evil.
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by Madjens on March 25, 2025, 12:37 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
OK mate @Cesc_Pistol
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by bigsteefc on March 25, 2025, 12:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Broke her fuckin back. 1 = 20
Re: Meeting Idols
Posted by efcman4ever on March 25, 2025, 3:51 pm, in reply to "Re: Meeting Idols"
Chuck Norris is after two rolls of woodchip. How can you tell if someone is a Kopite? If the hat, scarf, T shirt or tattoo isn't enough of a clue, they will have told you within two sentences. Basically, it's a cult.
Re: As we approach the end of the year, let’s recall some Gold from the archives
Posted by Clarence Boddicker on February 1, 2023, 8:52 pm, in reply to "That Ped fella "
I often put Toffee TV on the telly in the bedroom as a bit of background noise whilst I go to sleep (with the screen off obvs). 9 times out of 10 I get woken up by the Mrs asking me to turn it off because he finds it impossible to talk at a normal volume.
It’s insane. You either have to turn the volume down to a level where you can’t hear any of the others or be prepared to hear him booming through the speakers every time you begin to drift off.
Posted by Michael on February 1, 2023, 11:34 pm, in reply to "Re: That Ped fella "
on December 22, 2025, 9:43 am