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Toilet seat etiquette?

Posted by celedon <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=celedon' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 12:04 pm

Visiting a friend she complained
“ you never leave the seat down for me.”
In a cafe waiting outside the loo, bloke came out and says-
“If I had known it was you I’d have left the seat up.”
Is there some etiquette I know nothing about? I thought I was doing well lifting it up before having a piss.

Re: Toilet seat etiquette?

Posted by leagueunlimited <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=leagueunlimited' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 4:33 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

When I was a kid my best mate's mum put a sign up in their WC saying 'If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be sweet and wipe the seat'.

Which is, with the benefit of 35 years' hindsight, a way of finding out my mate is something of a monster.

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Posted by GwladysTreat <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=GwladysTreat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 3:58 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

Raise seat
Take a piss
Lower seat

It's not hard.

I live with a daughter and grew up with sisters.

Social Media is the new root of all evil.

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Posted by efc84 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=efc84' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 3:57 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

I'll only go for a piss on a plane if I'm absolutely desperate, for etiquette and paranoia reasons.

Can pretty much guarantee whenever you go there will be piss everywhere, and I feel obliged to clean it to within an inch of its life because I'm not having anyone, especially a woman, who is next in, thinking I'm the monster who has left piss all over the place.

So I have to wrap my hands in bog roll before cleaning properly to avoid gettong other people's piss on my hands..

I then start flapping about taking too long, as anyone waiting might think I've been having a shite in there.

Its a mental minefield I can do without.

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 3:42 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

They literally both called you a nipple and you let them get away with it

YER NIPPLE

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Wally Bazoom <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Wally+Bazoom' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 3:35 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

The seat and lid should be closed when flushing and the toilet not in use.

Lid up and seat down if you’re sat on it, both lid and seat up if you’re pissing. Both down at all other times.

It’s worrying how many people flush with the lid open, spraying small particles of what was in the toilet aots

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Posted by L20_1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=L20_1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 3:30 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

If it's in a house where women might use the same toilet, lift the lid and seat to piss. Put them both back down.

In public Gent's bogs, I lift them both with my foot. Hate those communal urinals.

Andrew Tate levels of gobshitedness, anything else. Women don't want to touch or sit on a seat you've pissed all over.

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Posted by celedon <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=celedon' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 4:38 pm, in reply to "Re: Toilet seat etiquette?"

Worst ones are where the seat wont stay up, so you stand there contorted, sticking your knee out to hold it up and trying to piss straight,

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Posted by ernieball <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ernieball' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 3:53 pm, in reply to "Re: Toilet seat etiquette?"

Ey up, Niles Crane has had an Amontillado.

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Posted by Meff Stelling <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Meff+Stelling' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 2:11 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

I just piss with the seat down

Kids always get the blame if there is any splashage.

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Posted by Scooby_blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Scooby_blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 2:05 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

Women like you to leave it down.l say gravity is on their side

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 1:48 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

Basic manners this. Toilet seat down. Lift up to piss, put down again afterwards.

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by syzlack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=syzlack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 1:46 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

Just leave it down in a multi-sex environment. Just to save the weirdness.

Saves all the weird fallout. I will never understand the fury of a lady when a seat has been left up and I never will.

Having to put a seat down is not THAT fking hard is it, love.

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 12:35 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

The answer to number one should always be "well you never leave it up for me do you?"

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Posted by MPTEFC <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=MPTEFC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 12:12 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

I’ve never lifted it up to have a piss.

If I get a bit in the seat I wipe it off.

Seat always stays down.

I'm MPTEFC I'll park where I like.

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Posted by Touching_Cloth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Touching_Cloth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 12:09 pm, in reply to "Toilet seat etiquette?"

You can of course avoid this etiquette minefield by pissing in the sink.

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 29, 2025, 12:34 pm, in reply to "Re: Toilet seat etiquette?"

Or sitting down to pee....why should the women have all the fun ?

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