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5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882…..

Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 9:54 am

1/ Halloween- it’s for kids.

2/ betting adverts- just fxuk off.

3/Celebrity variations of fooking everything…

4/ fireworks - be starting soon won’t they, fxuks sake.

5/ American golf fans- what a display of ruddy faced ignorant twats some of them were last weekend…

Anymore?

APART FROM WORDLE

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by millercarter <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=millercarter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 4, 2025, 11:21 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Crinkle cut chips
Tattoos
Marmite
Real ales
WhatsApp groups

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Posted by Oxygum <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Oxygum' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 4, 2025, 10:46 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Politics
Religion
Cheese on / in food
Gravy / Custard
Using numbers instead of positions in today's new fangled footy discussions

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Posted by efcman4ever <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=efcman4ever' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 8:12 pm, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

There's some good stuff on this thread gents.

But kopites given or not are always worth a mention.

"That's what I don't get with you lot.
All that mawkish shite. Walking through a storm and all that bollocks.
The worst you have had to deal with is some scattered clouds.
You don't know football"

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Posted by Beldale blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Beldale+blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 8:26 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Agree.
Someone should put a thread on here…

Five things about kopites that aren’t for you.

I won’t do it, I’ll let someone else have the easiest ton ever.

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 8:35 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

But who do such a dastardly thing and go thread rustling??

Someone with a name that rhymes with lower maybe…

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by Beldale blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Beldale+blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 9:51 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Haha

*turns over eggtimer*

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 9:48 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

*bides time*

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 9:53 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Hahaha

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 8:05 pm, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Formula 1
Wimbledon
The Irishman
Rugby
Athletics

I’LL WAIT

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Bertram_Wooster <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bertram_Wooster' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 7:59 pm, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

1. The dramatic stylings of Mr Leonardo Dicaprio.

2. Horror films. Yes, I am a massive shithouse.

3. Star Wars. Grow up, lads.

4. Rugby. League is British Bulldog with a ball. Union is somehow worse. Shite.

5. Nick Cave. A horrible cunt who makes goth for cowards.

Got it all together and I'm ready to seethe.

Getting round paywalls:

https://archive.vn/ Post the link in here and you get the article.

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Posted by jamrock <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=jamrock' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:06 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

100% agree on DiCaprio

Plays exactly the same character in 90% of his films

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 8:04 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

I have never heard Nick Cabe described that way. What makes you say that? Genuine question like

I haven’t heard much if his music and dont know loads about him but didn’t he have sone horrible grief related stuff or am I mixing him up with someone else?

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Bertram_Wooster <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bertram_Wooster' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 8:16 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

He's a religious conservative and "woke/cancel culture" bore, the latter possibly born of the fact that he called out for playing Israel.

Got it all together and I'm ready to seethe.

Getting round paywalls:

https://archive.vn/ Post the link in here and you get the article.

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 9:48 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Wow right

Would not have had him down for that

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Bertram_Wooster <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bertram_Wooster' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 9:48 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Old and rich, so there's always a risk.

Got it all together and I'm ready to seethe.

Getting round paywalls:

https://archive.vn/ Post the link in here and you get the article.

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Posted by efc84 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=efc84' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 3:28 pm, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Dubai - just don't see the appeal. And it's far too hot.

Wine - I've tried it loads, and one of my mate's always tries to convert me by giving me some of his expensive stuff when I'm round at his, but it all tastes like vinegar to me.

Hot tubs - on a residential estate with houses overlooking you, get to fuck. And even if away,in countryside in lovely surroundings I'm not having they get cleaned properly so full of loads of other people's remnants.

DIY - just get the experts in.

Lip implants - makes women look worse in 99% of cases.

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Posted by Aberblue1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Aberblue1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 2:24 pm, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

American football - spacemen battering each other, the ultimate in 'for children and Americans'

Advertisements - I hate these with a perfect hatred.

Conspiracy Theorists

Any tv programme with 'strictly' or 'the Great British' in the title

Rugby.

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Posted by kees_popinga <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=kees_popinga' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:51 pm, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

1. MMA - There's something seriously wrong if you enjoy this mindlessly neanderthal barbaric brutality. Cheering and egging on vicious sustained violent onslaughts to the head when on the floor FFS what's wrong with you.

2. Rugby Union - No skill whatsoever and dull as fukk to watch as its purely 80 minutes of collisions punctuated by scrums and line outs. A sport/activity invented purely so those who are too fat and/or uncoordinated can have a bit of exercise in a team capacity.

3. Eating Out - Begrudge paying over a tenner for my dinner. Begrudge eating in KFC/Maccies surrounded by the scum who mainly frequent these places.

4. Beer Gardens - Firstly its never warm enough for long enough in the UK to justify this plus your ale just goes flat and warm almost instantly. Add in the constant presence of wasps and the fact you can't have a proper conversation as anything anyone says vanishes into the ether and gets lost amongst all the other chatter.

5. Camping - I work too hard to subject myself to voluntarily living like a vole getting soaked and chilled to the bone having to survive on a diet that we would have been embarrassed about during the time of rationing all done miles away from the nearest bit of plumbing.

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 1:53 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Like this take on camping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXsuoi99l04

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by kees_popinga <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=kees_popinga' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 2:02 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

That's a pretty spot on take.

After working hard let's reward ourselves by voluntarily deciding to piss and schitt outdoors for 72 hours whilst putting ourselves in the greatest state of physical and nutritional discomfort possible.

Beggars belief.

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Posted by Moodyblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Moodyblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 1:02 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Laughing at no.4. Did the longest hottest summer in beards just pass you by lod ? Plenty of beer garden supping in the last few months. And beer only goes warm when left to lie, not an issue.

Guess it's fair to assume you don't combine 3 and 4

UTFT
FTRS
Stop bloody raining.

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Posted by kees_popinga <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=kees_popinga' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 1:55 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Just the thought of combining 3 and 4 brings me out in hives! Add in kids running around and that's my ultimate social nightmare I reckon!

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 2:20 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Eating outside is absolutely rubbish haha. Flies and wasps etc. no thanks.

I’m with you partially on beer gardens as well for the kids thing. A lot of parents see a pub garden a lot like a crèche. Can’t beat a long long walk and finding a pub and having an ice cold pint in the sun. For a session or days out though I’d be avoiding the beer garden

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 2:02 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Theres a cracking country pub near ours called the red fox has a ace beer guardian and does ace food and pauliner on tap

Heaven

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by Obrima3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Obrima3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 4, 2025, 11:35 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

I'm delighted this place has opened up again after being closed for 2 years. Fantastic beer garden.

https://share.google/zhM0xyBlDc4ky9noP

Formerly obrima2

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:54 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Thanks for the runs Kees…..👍🤣

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by kees_popinga <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=kees_popinga' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 1:48 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Pinch hitting at the top of the order for you here lid!

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 2:13 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Haha I’m not saying I agree with it all but the only one I’m totally not having is the eating out one…

Camping can definitely get in the bin, as can camper vans…

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by Otto <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Otto' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:17 pm, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Massive water bottles with targets on for drinking x amount per hour

Hot Honey - food companies bandwagoning on this one like fvck

Electric cars

Getting up in the dark to walk the dog in the morning. Walking the dog in the dark in the evening.

Flags

Fat wheezy boy with a note from Matron

'

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Posted by AndyIsOurKing <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=AndyIsOurKing' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:16 pm, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Christmas jumpers
The Barmy Army
being on hold and being told my call is important to them when it clearly isn't.
Nobody checking my ticket on the train
Pizza Express

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Posted by GwladysTreat <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=GwladysTreat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:44 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

You want to have your ticket checked? I save £65 everytime I go into London thanks to them not checking tickets on the front carriage of a 12 carriage train.

Social Media is the new root of all evil.

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Posted by Essex Bee3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essex+Bee3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:55 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

arf !

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Posted by jamrock <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=jamrock' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:13 pm, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

24 hour rolling news

Fantasy football

Inane office football banter

Casinos - miserable places

Stand up comedy

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Posted by passinginterest <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=passinginterest' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:58 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

1 Moving House
2 Moving House
3 Moving House
4 Moving House
5 Moving House

I'm as sick as a cunt of it

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Posted by Twainy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Twainy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:40 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Re number 5, I’ve never seen so many guts hanging over their belts.

God created Autism to offset the excessive number of boring people on earth.

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Posted by Larry_David <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Larry_David' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:31 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

1. Cycling - unspeakably boring.

2. F1 - see above, plus the Ferrari merch bedecked ‘fans’ have to be as weird as it gets.

3. Any of the fighting sports - special mention to the obscenely brutal UFC (I’ll never get over all of them punching the shit out of obviously unconscious opponents, just awful shithouses) along with twats off YouTube fighting pensioners. Grow up lads.

4. Football finance - imagine being into being an amateur accountant using invented numbers you find online.

5. Podcasts - a few brilliant exceptions apart, it’s mainly annoying bells talking over each other.

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:45 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Theres a few comedian podcasts i like and find funny, but the weird thing is their standup stuff tends to be shite

the exception to this is Gianmarco Soresi whos standup stuff is very funny

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by MPTEFC <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=MPTEFC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:39 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Point 5 I was in London last week. In a pub I was in there were 4 lads talking. I think Sunderland fans and two local.

They were talking football. It was all philosophy this, identity that, then a bit of football finances net spend.

It was obviously them just repeating shite off podcasts without having any actual opinions.

It made me feel a bit sick listening to them.

I'm MPTEFC I'll park where I like.

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:47 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

The worst bit with the football accountants is a fair wack of them chat absolute shite and get basic accounting/finance stuff wrong

Used to burn my head in blues who listen to that watched toffee gimp who didnt understand basic accounting

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by Platinii <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Platinii' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:17 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Same here. 'Yeah, it's the net spend mate. Can't buy a player cos of that or we'll break PSR'.

I've seen full on social media posts with a dozen points, summing up our transfer window financial position, and I've had to completely pull them to pieces. they weren't even remotely close to understanding the basics. It's clear most fans still don't, but nor should they. NO fan should be talking about club accountancy. I just don't get people talking with complete confidence on something they know very little.

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:44 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Agreed.

“Got 25m for him-great business for us.”

“He’s a good player though and we’re weaker without him.”

“Great business by the club.”

Ok mate.

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by StringerBellend01 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=StringerBellend01' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:21 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Cricket
Leccy Scooters
Rugger
Onions
Super foods a load of shite

I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shithouse

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Posted by Banjo12 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Banjo12' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:11 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Coffee
Indian Food
Computer Games
Womens Football
Electric Cars

Lovely Stuff

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Posted by Essex Bee3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essex+Bee3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:12 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

2 !!!!

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Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:15 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

He's been chastised for that one many a time on here

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Posted by Moodyblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Moodyblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:59 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

1, Cheese. I may need to confer with Dirk here to see if this is a reasonable take.

2. Sci-fi fillums

3. Shit road users. No wonder there's so much road rage.

4. VAR, tried on many times to defend it but the operators almost make it indefensible

5. Holidays to the U.S. Done with the oddball(s)

UTFT
FTRS
Stop bloody raining.

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 2:19 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

yes, cheese is the No 1 pile of shite.

followed by:-

2. Car bores
3. real ale twats
4. the USA
5. Celebrity anything.

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by Essex Bee3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essex+Bee3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:03 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Middle Lane drivers
Cyclists and scooterists on pavements .
Egg Whites
Fatty meat
Reality programmes *

*Apart from Danny Dyers caravan park thing which will be senastional i reckon

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Posted by Forcryinoutloud1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Forcryinoutloud1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:50 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

1] pizza - it's for kids
b] Coffee, esp fancy coffee with names I don't understand.
iii] Music after 2010
IV] Horror films
5]Golf. Although I did enjoy the Yanks getting stuffed

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Posted by Lombardo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lombardo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:33 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Vaping - It drives me mad being behind grown men asking the newsagent what flavours they have. Inevitably they end up buying something like ‘Strawberry Cola’ or ‘Mango Passion’. One area I allow my toxic masculinity to still run riot.

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Posted by Iegs <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Iegs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:00 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

apparently real cigs are making a big comeback

why are you so argumentative? this is obvious stuff

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Posted by twoblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=twoblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:31 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

1. Work- sick of it and can’t wait to retire
2. Football- other than Everton. I hate every other team and the coverage.
3. Australia- everything that moves seemingly wants to kill you
4. Religion- proud to be an atheist. Religion seems to be fucking up the world
5 New Year’s Eve- just another night followed by another day

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Posted by Sarflondonblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Sarflondonblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:07 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

re 3, Unless you go out of your way to drag yourself through the bush or something there is almost no chance that you even see anything that wants to kill you. Urban areas are urban areas all over the world.

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Posted by Moodyblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Moodyblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:23 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

WHERE'S YOUR WORDLE!

You're mellowing Boom.

UTFT
FTRS
Stop bloody raining.

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:25 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

👀

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by Moodyblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Moodyblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:27 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Nice recovery

Gah!

UTFT
FTRS
Stop bloody raining.

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Posted by DetectiveShaft <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=DetectiveShaft' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:21 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

a politics special:

Reform uk
People calling Starmer, Keith
Constant leftist infighting
Performative socialism
The tummy ticking of farage everytime he is interviewed by peston keunssberg etc..

AKA adayinthelife, ivandenisovich farteta. Some others even further back

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Posted by Forcryinoutloud1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Forcryinoutloud1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:53 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Liebour. Grow up FFS!

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Posted by SnafflesBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=SnafflesBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:52 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Welcome to the board/welcome back to the board, delete as applicable.

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Posted by DetectiveShaft <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=DetectiveShaft' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:58 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Thankyou. My other username adayinthelife was removed yesterday for reasons unknown. If i've insulted anyone i wholeheartedly apologise, but im pretty sure i havent.

AKA adayinthelife, ivandenisovich farteta. Some others even further back

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Posted by MPTEFC <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=MPTEFC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:41 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

You got back on quick.

I had login issues and couldn’t get back on for over a year.

I'm MPTEFC I'll park where I like.

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Posted by DetectiveShaft <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=DetectiveShaft' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:07 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

last time my login was removed, last year some time i sent a few in in the interim and this one randomly came back about a month or two ago.

When the bot that removes them sees this messge, it too will probably be removed.

AKA adayinthelife, ivandenisovich farteta. Some others even further back

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Posted by SnafflesBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=SnafflesBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:19 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Ah ok - fair dos for flagging up your old username. Seems to be impossible for some people, oddly.

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:24 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Are you still a sex machine to all the chicks, john?

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by DetectiveShaft <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=DetectiveShaft' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:28 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

I’ve just made love to both yer ma and yer berd at the same time.

AKA adayinthelife, ivandenisovich farteta. Some others even further back

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:33 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

You’re a complicated man, and nobody understands you but your woman ….

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by DetectiveShaft <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=DetectiveShaft' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:34 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

i know. i think i need to go and get a grip on myself, if you know what i mean.

AKA adayinthelife, ivandenisovich farteta. Some others even further back

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Posted by homer_j_fong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=homer_j_fong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:15 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

1 Flag shagging - Just seems so sinister
2 Insta, tiktok, fb etc. This place is about it for me
3 Cruises - We did the disney cruise in August.. it felt nuts.
4 the Labour party - Unrecognisable/un-voteable now
5 USA travel - Sitting it out till the Oompa Loompa is riding the train to slab city.

Cos you can’t get Teenage Eskimo in Wantage…

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Posted by newbie <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=newbie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:12 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Wanting to manage people or ‘climb the ladder’ at work (fries for life etc etc)

Gyms

Arguing with knobheads on social media

Flat racing

Whiskey

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Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:00 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Coldplay - radio immediately muted when they come on (all the fooking time)
Mushrooms - rancid
Rugby - boring
Fancy dress (stag do's particularly) - grow up
Work do's / conferences / training events - thankfully a thing of the past for me

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:22 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Haha number 4 is spot on!!

“Are you coming on Howard’s stag do?? He’s a big fan of Jeremy Clarkson so we’re all getting dressed up as massive cunts. 11am at The Blazer and Jeans? Ciao for now.”

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 10:59 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

The dressing the stag in a rivals football kit has been done to death yet we're still seeing daily posts of Birmingham fan Nigel dressed in full Villa kit with his 4 mates wetting themselves like it's the funniest thing anyone has even done.

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Posted by Twainy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Twainy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:47 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Surely that’s never happened to a proper Blue? I’d cancel the stag do before even considering wearing any rs tat.
No fukcin way would I do that to me or any other Blue.

God created Autism to offset the excessive number of boring people on earth.

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Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 12:08 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Indeed and to be fair I've never seen it done to a blue in the hundreds of social media posts I've seen

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:23 am, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Bantz isn’t it.

Epic mind numbingly shit bantz.

Get in the bin, bantz.

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 9:59 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

1) fairground rides

2) politics

3) religion

4) mushrooms

5) goatees

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Posted by Beldale blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Beldale+blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 8:28 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Getting a round in, running quickly and staying in WhatsApp groups full of RS could have been a few more for you, mate!!!

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:49 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Haha ya tit

The WhatsApp one deserves plaudits.

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 9:57 am, in reply to "5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

watching or getting bothered in anyway by them lot

smash burgers

reality tv

betting

cricket

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by Kenneth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Kenneth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on October 3, 2025, 11:34 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 things that aren’t for you (kopites given) 86771882….."

Buying a c.d of greatest hits from the 70,s and they are not the proper singers.

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