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Overweight players

Posted by Platinii <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Platinii' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 6:47 pm

Couldn't get over the size of Smith-Rowe for Fulham last weekend. Looked like he'd just stepped off the plane from a 3 week all inclusive. He's only 25, so Christ knows what he'll be like in his late 30's.

Shame your footyfatty...

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Posted by fourjays <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fourjays' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 8:35 am, in reply to "Overweight players "

In their playing days:
Ron Atkinson
Mick Bailey
Franny Lee

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Posted by snorkers goodoh <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=snorkers+goodoh' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 7:48 am, in reply to "Overweight players "

Tommy Lawrence

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Posted by TonskiBeat <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TonskiBeat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 7:29 am, in reply to "Overweight players "

Sammy Lee. Always Sammy Lee.

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Posted by Lingsofty <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lingsofty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 12:12 am, in reply to "Overweight players "

Southall, Ronaldo, actually that's a pro fat advert

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Posted by Bruno Bellone <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bruno+Bellone' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 11:57 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Puskas
Maradona
Gazza
Kenny Samson
Andy Goram
(Decent 5-a-side team)

"...and the Evertonians have gone berserk!"

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Posted by MrFrisk <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=MrFrisk' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 10:44 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Mido
Charlie Adam
Van Der Meyde
Southall
Julian Dicks

#UTFT

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Posted by Moodyblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Moodyblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 12:03 am, in reply to "Re: Overweight players "

Charlie Adam wasn't just overweight, he was a fat bastard*

*without wanting to be fatist

UTFT
FTRS
Stop bloody raining.

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Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 10:35 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Dean Windass

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Posted by fat-freddy's-cat $<iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fat-freddy\'s-cat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on August 22, 2025, 8:43 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

I thought Mbeuno and van Dyke looked a bit plumper than usual last weekend

shitting in Fat Freddy's shoes since 1969

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Posted by Otto <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Otto' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 8:40 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Neil Ruddock the fat ale tank

Fat wheezy boy with a note from Matron

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Posted by santo_1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=santo_1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 8:37 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Martin Brolin

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Posted by KS_Blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=KS_Blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 10:55 pm, in reply to "Re: Overweight players "

Thomas Dahlin

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Was it Martin Dahlin

and

Thomas Brolin?

shitting in Fat Freddy's shoes since 1969

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Posted by santo_1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=santo_1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 4:48 am, in reply to "Re: Overweight players "

GAH!

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 8:33 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Akinfenwa, the fat mess. Can't remember which lower league outfit he wobbled on to the pitch for?

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Mainly Wycombe but also Gilingham and Wimbledon. Tell you what though, he's not actually fat, just massively built. 100% kopite gobshite though!

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Posted by Beldale blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Beldale+blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 8:30 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

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Yes, but you were decent when we played 6 a sides in Bootle stadium.

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Haha, thanks mate.
Geds pace made my poor passes look good!!!!

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Our kid has never shown his fleet footedness when he has to go to the bar?

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Haha. That’s unfair on Ged.

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Posted by Count Erode <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Count+Erode' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 8:28 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Unsy.

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Posted by NoelBlakeFanClub <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=NoelBlakeFanClub' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 8:27 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Mario Jardel when he was at Bolton. Put on so much timber that he was referred to as “Mario Lardel”…

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Posted by henno05 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=henno05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:51 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Makes me laugh to see Luke Shaw get a free pass for club and country club when he’s clearly out of shape and goes down with cramp every game he plays

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Posted by Stillfeelingbluer <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Stillfeelingbluer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:39 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

John Robertson, brilliant player.

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Posted by Fugazi <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Fugazi' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 23, 2025, 8:31 am, in reply to "Re: Overweight players "

Looked like the most out of condition alehouse player you've ever seen, but could tie any fullback in the world in knots.

As you say, a brilliant player.

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Posted by Essex Bee3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essex+Bee3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:29 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Fatty Faulks
Neil Shipperley
Jan Molby
Yer
Ma

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:27 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Andy Reid

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by McConville1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=McConville1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:27 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Jagielka after warm weather training breaks

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Posted by Moodyblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Moodyblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 8:59 pm, in reply to "Re: Overweight players "

Was mightily impressed with his cartwheel after slotting in the Roma game. Definitely a 'never expected that' moment.

UTFT
FTRS
Stop bloody raining.

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Posted by drexxxler <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=drexxxler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:32 pm, in reply to "Re: Overweight players "

Just one …2013/14 Christmas…but the mud stuck

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Ha!

Was it really only just the once ? Sorry Jags.

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Was a good one though; came back hilariously fat

Was the making of Stones though ; he got his first runs out and never looked back once he’d improved his heading .

On that point don’t reckon he’s headed a ball in 9 years

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Posted by Lizardo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lizardo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:25 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Mick Quinn

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Look Sure

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:19 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

That Brazilian at Shef Utd Hamner I think is his name

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:14 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Andy Morrison of Man City in the early 00s. Genuinely well fat

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by Thingwall <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Thingwall' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:12 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Steve McNulty

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McNulty looked hilariously fat when he was on the pitch, but I stood chatting to him when he was Steve Watson's assistant at Chester and he was just big and muscular. Looked a picture of fitness and athleticism. Mind you, he was standing next to me 😏

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Posted by Pineda Pete <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Pineda+Pete' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 6:59 pm, in reply to "Overweight players "

Rooney

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 7:04 pm, in reply to "Re: Overweight players "

Mick Bernard

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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