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Excitement abounds!

Posted by DouglasHegg <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=DouglasHegg' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 1:36 pm

Tonight is the summer ball at the tennis club, one of THE big events on an increasingly hectic social schedule!

Janet has been beavering away in the kitchen, preparing a delicious fruit flan and a sumptuous Mediterranean mousse, at the request of the club president no less!

We are now relaxing with a glass of Chateau Montrose in the conservatory.

I expect we'll probably make sensual love on the futon before donning our evening wear.

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Posted by Moodyblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Moodyblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 9:06 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

What happens in the conservatory stays in the conservatory.

Janet would be aghast at your public treachery I'd imagine. The girl has honour.

UTFT
FTRS
Stop bloody raining.

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 9:01 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

You're out with your mate aren't you?

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Posted by TonyLonsdale <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TonyLonsdale' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 6:30 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

How’s your backhand coming along? Give my regards to the lovely Janet

I was hearing some gossip about our esteemed President only last week but I’ll save it for the locker room

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New balls?

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Posted by bluegenes <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=bluegenes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 6:05 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

Just googled Janet’s beaver, very disappointing.

Don't forget lads, one Evertonian is worth 20 liverpudlians.
Brian Labone 'The Last of the Corinthians'.

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Posted by Roogalator <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Roogalator' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 5:56 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

What the heck is a Mediterranean Mousse?

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Posted by adayinthelife <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=adayinthelife' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 5:24 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

Be sure to put a raw king edward potato up her bottom Doug lad, real ladies love that.

Crazier than GG, More PC than Ian, got coloured teeth like Johnny.

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Posted by StringerBellend01 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=StringerBellend01' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 5:22 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

Don’t finish on the curtains dougie, real ladies find this outrageous

I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shithouse

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Posted by fat-freddy's-cat $<iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fat-freddy\'s-cat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on August 22, 2025, 3:28 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

This beaver....?

shitting in Fat Freddy's shoes since 1969

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Posted by ernieball <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ernieball' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 3:26 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

Only a 2ème Cru? The cost of living crisis really has hit us all.

* Decants '86 Margaux *

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Posted by Bellefield Boy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bellefield+Boy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 2:57 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

Personally I think Chateau Montrose has never really been the same since the Bouygues family bought it but I guess it's still only lunchtime.

If only everything in life was as reliable as Dave Watson

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😀

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Posted by Bainesy003 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bainesy003' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 22, 2025, 2:21 pm, in reply to "Excitement abounds!"

Are you sure Janet isnt getting porked by ‘the president’

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