EFC

[ EFC ]

Arf!

Posted by GwladysTreat <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=GwladysTreat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 12:57 pm

I met a lovely scottish girl from milton keynes at the festival i was at last weekend. I'm with someone and I was high as a fucking kite so nothing happened between us but I've just got a text off her -
"It was lovely to meet you at the weekend GT and I really loved the hours we spent talking in Haiku's. Keep in touch. Bella. x"

I have absolutely no fucking idea what she is talking about with the Haiku's, I was obviously blissfilly unaware of this as it was going on.

Social Media is the new root of all evil.

Re: Arf!

Posted by Lingsofty <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lingsofty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 7:11 pm, in reply to "Arf! "

The sex was shitty
It's such a bleeding pity
Everton are crap

Re: Arf!

Posted by drexxxler <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=drexxxler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 6:54 pm, in reply to "Arf! "

My haiku is 146

Re: Arf!

Posted by KS_Blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=KS_Blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 2:54 pm, in reply to "Arf! "

Reads like a green light to me. Keep us updated GT

Re: Arf!

Posted by Banjo12 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Banjo12' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 2:19 pm, in reply to "Arf! "

Does she have a rapper Dj boyfriend ?

Lovely Stuff

Re: Arf!

Posted by Lizardo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lizardo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 2:17 pm, in reply to "Arf! "

There's a Milton Keynes in Scotland?

Re: Arf!

Posted by Lance Drysdale <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lance+Drysdale' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 2:48 pm, in reply to "Re: Arf! "

She meant Corby.

Re: Arf!

Posted by Iegs <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Iegs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 2:24 pm, in reply to "Re: Arf! "

it’s pronounced “livingston”

why are you so argumentative? this is obvious stuff

Re: Arf!

Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 1:37 pm, in reply to "Arf! "

Aye, aye, Lord Byron's had a whisky and water

Re: Arf!

Posted by Michael <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Michael' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 1:31 pm, in reply to "Arf! "

Haiku’s is a Japanese brass house.

Re: Arf!

Posted by fourjays <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fourjays' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 1:29 pm, in reply to "Arf! "

She meant the high queues for the toilets, in the nearest Wetherspoons.

Re: Arf!

Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 1:27 pm, in reply to "Arf! "

How big were her tits
Did you sausage the back out
Of it at pace lad

Re: Arf!

Posted by backbingham <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=backbingham' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 21, 2025, 1:12 pm, in reply to "Arf! "

Isn't haiku just a posh way of saying "talking shite" ?

« Back to index

691

[ EFC ]