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5 long standing hates

Posted by Bigbobsbeard <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bigbobsbeard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 12:33 pm

Americans who go hunting and fishing

'Footie fans' on betting commercials

Small talk at bus stops ('yes it's due now, zzzzz fuck off')

People who make notes in the gym. JUST PICK UP THE FUCKING WEIGHTS

Family gatherings

'Pigs nipples'

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 11:02 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

No marks making a living out of “influencing”

Reality tv “celebs”….

Sam Quek

The RS love in in the media

Ian Botham

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by Est-1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est-1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 11:08 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

Did you see the snow leopard cub at Chester zoo ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Wasn’t on display mate. Saw an adult but there was a queue to see that…

It was fooking heaving and roasting there yesterday….

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 5:54 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

Overcooked/undercooked fried eggs

Young lads walking the streets with their hand fixed to their bollocks, down the front of their jarg north face tracky bottoms.

Toilet seats that dont stay up.

Kopites who try in vain to label all Everton fans Welsh.

Not being able to sleep at night, then 'getting shaky legs'. Infuriating.

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Posted by KS_Blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=KS_Blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 10:45 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

Great shout on the toilet seats. Does my head and almost without fail ends with me pissing up someone’s bathroom wall out of sheer panic

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 12:40 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

It is caused by diy ers trying to fit bog seats. Nearly all of them have adjustment to give the correct 'tilt',

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Just piss in the sink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by Essy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 15, 2025, 12:27 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

I do that but the dishes get in the way

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Logic

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Posted by Fugazi <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Fugazi' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 4:45 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

1. People scrolling through texts on their phones whilst walking across the car park at work
2. People drinking coffee whilst walking across the car park at work
3. Two people with no spacial awareness walking slowly across the car park at work whilst having a conversation. GET OUT OF MY F***ING WAY!!
4. Drivers who dither at traffic lights
5. Drivers who think they have the right to drive head on towards you on the wrong side of the road because there is a parked car on their side of the road

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Regarding car parks I’d like to add those drivers who don’t dare go over 2mph once entering. I’m not expecting hand brake terns but get a fucking move on

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Posted by Bad Scally <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bad+Scally' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 4:45 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

The media's generally patronising view of EFC.
People who act like utter tw@ts in public places,particularly in school holidays,
The incessant coveridge of our wonderful neighbours.
Inane debated on morning TV..."should you offer builders a cuppa?"
Reality TV

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The media's generally patronising view of EFC.
People who act like utter tw@ts in public places,particularly in school holidays,
The incessant coveridge of our wonderful neighbours.
Inane debates on morning TV..."should you offer builders a cuppa?"
Reality TV

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Posted by jamrock <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=jamrock' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 4:44 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

Fantasy football chat in the workplace

YouTube adverts

Podcasts with the comedians smugly chatting bollocks to each other

24 hour news channels

Smart motorway speed limits left on overnight for no reason

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Posted by Michael <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Michael' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 6:41 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

If you install the Opera Internet browser (it’s free) and turn on the in-built VPN you can watch YouTube videos without adverts as it has an ad blocker.

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Posted by tricky9999 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=tricky9999' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 10:18 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

Also Brave browser - an open source version of Chrome.

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Nice, will check that out thanks

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Posted by Cynically Optimistic <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Cynically+Optimistic' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 4:36 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

Other pedestrians.

Politicians.

Journalists who don't call out or fact check politicians when they say obvious and easy provable lies.

Human beings in general really.

Whatever the whistling, warbling noise is that's been delaying me getting to sleep all summer because my brain takes a couple of hours to tune it out. I thought it was a water pipe from my gas boiler then discovered it was something outside when I had to close my window because of torrential rain a couple of weeks ago. So now it's either lay awake in a cool room hoping it'll tune out or try to sleep in a quiet, uncomfortably hot room.

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Posted by Yogi_Clementine <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Yogi_Clementine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 3:49 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

People who hold a mobile phone perpendicular to their ear and speak into fresh air
Twats who scroll through TikTok or whatever annoying crap with the sound up in public

Formerly yogiclementine

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Posted by Cereal Killer <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Cereal+Killer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 3:40 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

People who try to enter the lift without letting people out.

People who put their phone on speaker to talk to people.

Wools that support the RS without any reason, and claim to be a proper supporter, even though they have never been to the city and openly hate scousers.

People who take selfies.

People who are offended by everything. I wouldn't be able to keep a job in the UK now. Crying gets.

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 3:20 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

People who cheat on their partner, especially if they brag about it or do it with whoever theyre with (ie serial cheaters)

People who dont indicate

People who park their cars on the pavement

Shit parents

People who sit on the train and put their bag on the seat so no one can sit there

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by Pineda Pete <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Pineda+Pete' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 6:29 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

With regards to 3. Where my Sister in Law lives everybody parks on the kerb. It’s impossible not to as if everybody parked on the road both sides of the road without using the pavement it would be impossible for any cars or emergency vehicles to access the road.

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Posted by Babyface_Omipalone <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Babyface_Omipalone' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 10:15 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

Every house on my street has a driveway. Nobody uses them (I can't drive btw).

Wrestle poodles..... and WIN!!!

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Does that not make the road unsuitable for parking cars?
As opposed to, by extension, inaccessible to pedestrians, wheelchair users or pushchairs

Formerly yogiclementine

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With you on 3

I despise this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Bullies
Long term friends dropping like flies
Twàts who ignore red traffic lights - stated as a driver,cyclist and pedestrian
Fly tippers
People with a slack attitude towards recycling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by StringerBellend01 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=StringerBellend01' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 2:43 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

Blerts
RS
The echo
Flagshaggers
Racists

I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shithouse

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 2:42 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

gambling
racists
influencers
zionists
kopites

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Posted by Otto <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Otto' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 2:39 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

That traitor telly prog
Motorway Tailgaters
Oasis
Tan Brogues and turned up jeans
'Smash' burgers - another fad to charge more for

Fat wheezy boy with a note from Matron

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Posted by syzlack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=syzlack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 2:39 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

Really wealthy celebs taking money from betting companies to be a "trusted" or "aspirational" face in their adverts. Literally selling their soul with absolutely no need to do so. Greed that directly fuks peoples lives up. Grrrrrrr!!!!!

People my age group and above tutting at young people for what they wear or say or what they're in or not into. The irony is off the charts.

Drivers, who dont give a polite thanks when you let them in at a junction or somink. Biggest culprits, middle aged men and mums in Qashqai's who look like they're in a rage behind the wheel on their school runs. really old people do this as well, but they get a pass because they need all the concentration focused on not crashing.

Massive burgers in pubs. You can hardly ever just get a decent burger without it being stacked 14 feet high with all kinds like a Man V Food Challenge. Chill out lads and lasses.

NOER

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 3:45 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

*joins against over the top burgers clique*

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Posted by backbingham <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=backbingham' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 6:38 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

When confronted with one of these I happily defy convention and eat it with a knife and fork! Simple really.

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Posted by TomOB <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TomOB' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 4:10 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

Me too. Mainly as the colossal pile of bloody, greasy meat and wet vegetables is normally served on a brioche bun so insubstantial that when sliced in half it is transparent and dissolves on the first attempt to pick it up.

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Posted by Lizardo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lizardo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 4:12 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

So aggrieved you said it thrice!

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One for each layer of filling!

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Haha 😀

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God!! What’s happening??

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Site acting up!!

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Posted by Nick-H <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Nick-H' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 2:42 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

Re the second. I was young in the 80s. My generation are in no position whatsoever to criticise young people’s hair or fashion choices.

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Posted by Banjo12 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Banjo12' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 2:25 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

Tommy Robinson
Piers Morgan
Michael Vaughan
Seb Coe
Jim Ratcliffe

Lovely Stuff

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5/5 there.
Even as a ex middle distance runner I’m no fan of Coe.

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My dad always steered me towards Ovett and Cram ha

Lovely Stuff

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I always preferred them as well. Used to see Cram quite often at Northern cross country and road relay champs. Good club man turning out regularly for Jarrow.

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Posted by MrFrisk <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=MrFrisk' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 1:52 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

People who use the cigarette counter at supermarkets to get their syndicate's lottery tickets. "Yeah, 29 lucky dips for the Thunderball tomorrow and then these 7 specifics for the same draw. After that 24 lucky dips for Friday's Euros and these other 8. Oh, nearly forgot, can you check these 80 odd tickets from last week?" USE...THE FCUKING APP YOU CI_INNNNNNNNNNTS"

Garden centres

WHSmith and their prices, especially in airports and service stations

TV ads for charities asking people to put them in their wills. An absolute scandal.

Psoriasis.

#UTFT

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The RS
Anyone who abuses women, children or animals
Racists
Misogynists
Anyone who doesn’t give a sht about anybody apart from themselves

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SOLID

Lovely Stuff

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You didn't really need the last four as they're all covered by the first one.

Wrestle poodles..... and WIN!!!

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Posted by Essex Bee3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essex+Bee3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 12:42 pm, in reply to "5 long standing hates"

Middle lane drivers
the cunts who give it " teams like Brentford / Bournemouth " etc .
" can i get "
egg whites
hangovers

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Posted by ChesterlyBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ChesterlyBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 14, 2025, 2:40 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 long standing hates"

With you on number 3 (and the rest, except egg whites, tbf).

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What about 5 long standing loves ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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