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Kuntish Barbers

Posted by Augustus <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Augustus' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 3:04 pm

I went to a barber’s shop for a shave...
The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in his mouth so he could get a closer shave around his cheeks.
I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”
He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

Re: Kuntish Barbers

Posted by WaltonBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=WaltonBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 5:01 pm, in reply to "Kuntish Barbers"

Whoever cuts Harvey Elliots

In Moyes We Trust

Re: Kuntish Barbers

Posted by Lizardo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lizardo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 3:08 pm, in reply to "Kuntish Barbers"

I went into the barbers, he said "what can I do you for?"
Slightly confused I said "..a... haircut?"
Barber: "I mean when do you want the appointment?"

I go elsewhere now

Re: Kuntish Barbers

Posted by adayinthelife <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=adayinthelife' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 8:20 pm, in reply to "Re: Kuntish Barbers"

"id like to book for thirty second's time please."

The fate of the fallen, nobody knows where I came from.
Even I have forgotten.

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Posted by backbingham <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=backbingham' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 7:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Kuntish Barbers"

That's deffo become a thing,you walk into a completely empty barbers and they open a fucking diary!!!

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