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If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 9:24 am

...how would approach a game against Everton?

I'm not talking tactically here, who you'd target or where you'd try to pop up to gain an advantage....I mean what would your attitude be like to the opposition and the Goodison/BMD crowd?

Re: If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by Zuma <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Zuma' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 2:10 pm, in reply to "If you were a Premier League footballer...."

Purposely commit fouls on Everton players in the box until the ref finally awarded a penalty. So way into double figures on the number of blatant fouls before reluctantly given.

Re: If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by McConville1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=McConville1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 11:44 am, in reply to "If you were a Premier League footballer...."

I'd do some Australian level sledging to Michael Keane constantly. I'd also kick f*ck out of Ndiaye and try to get Gana Gueye booked early

Re: If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by SnafflesBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=SnafflesBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 11:40 am, in reply to "If you were a Premier League footballer...."

Just tell the manager to sling anyone who is either a) a kopite or b) used to play for us, up top.
The rest will take care of itself.

Re: If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by Yogi_Clementine <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Yogi_Clementine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 11:12 am, in reply to "If you were a Premier League footballer...."

1. Look around the squad and assess who is struggling and/or who is desperate for a goal or is on a bad run. Then tell the manager to pick them
2. Then tell him to pick anyone who supports the RS.

Formerly yogiclementine

Re: If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by adayinthelife <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=adayinthelife' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 10:55 am, in reply to "If you were a Premier League footballer...."

i'd probably run run from wherever i may be, for they are the famous EFC, if i didn't they'll fuck me up, wherever i may be.

The fate of the fallen, nobody knows where I came from.
Even I have forgotten.

Re: If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by Banjo12 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Banjo12' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 10:52 am, in reply to "If you were a Premier League footballer...."

Man Mark James Garner

Lovely Stuff

Re: If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by GwladysTreat <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=GwladysTreat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 10:39 am, in reply to "If you were a Premier League footballer...."

If I was good enough to be playing in the Premier League I'd be playing for Everton.

Social Media is the new root of all evil.

Re: If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by Nick-H <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Nick-H' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 10:50 am, in reply to "Re: If you were a Premier League footballer...."

This

Re: If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by sounddave <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=sounddave' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 9:44 am, in reply to "If you were a Premier League footballer...."

nullify ndiaye, panic the LB, isolate Gueye

The rest dont have a clue with a football sometimes.

Flick V's at the Park end fatties and wind up the angry paddock da's by getting in the linesmans head

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Re: If you were a Premier League footballer....

Posted by Bainesy003 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bainesy003' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 13, 2025, 9:25 am, in reply to "If you were a Premier League footballer...."

I’d score a few own goals mate

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