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Grealish signing video

Posted by Touching_Cloth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Touching_Cloth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 12:23 pm

What do we reckon?

Jet ski across the river followed by a jog up the West stand steps in the Rocky style?

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by Lizardo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lizardo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:18 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Just this

https://youtu.be/f6VBE1oboK8?si=TwBE-hArSZlQzR1S

On a 10 hour loop

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by McConville1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=McConville1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:16 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Walks into Finch Farm and hears on the tannoy Ray Charles singing "Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more" with what seems like all the backroom staff joyfully joining in.

Glares at his agent and Darren Griffiths but then the camera pans to Harrison's locker being emptied and contents thrown in a skip.

By which time Grealish has spotted the youth team bus headed for Solihull Motors and cadged a lift back home.

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by sounddave <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=sounddave' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 2:37 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

coming out of a broken lift at Sandhills

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Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by MrFrisk <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=MrFrisk' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 2:32 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Image of BMD, a Wembley-type arch slowly appears over it but it's actually an Alice band. Camera slowly focuses in on the top of said Alice band and there he is with his back to the camera with name and number on the back of his shirt. He flexes his left arm in a Hulk Hogan style and with his right arm, lifts a pint a Guinness, successfully splits the G and then winks at the camera.

#UTFT

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 3:21 pm, in reply to "Re: Grealish signing video "

Said alice band should have the words "Kopites are Gobshites" etched into it.

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by Moodyblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Moodyblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 2:40 pm, in reply to "Re: Grealish signing video "

MAKE IT HAPPEN.

UTFT
FTRS
Stop bloody raining.

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by jamrock <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=jamrock' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 1:46 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Roger Tweedle throwing a contract at him

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by samsungasong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=samsungasong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 1:45 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Close up of a half-eaten blue doughnut, camera slowly pans to the right to reveal a close up of sugary blue lips smiling, then camera moves up to reveal an alice band.

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by Meff Stelling <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Meff+Stelling' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 1:34 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Cruise ship leaving with YNWA playing.

Grealish appears waterskiing behind a Mersey Ferry and shouts we will have less of that shite.

He boots a ball full of blue paint which hits the terminal gates turning the liver birds on it blue.

He then ski jumps over a shark and lands in the centre circle at BMD winks to the camera and says let's do this thing.

I'm surprised more people didn't see it being filmed to be honest.

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 1:30 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Sat in front of a table full of pints

I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

It’s top quality stuff this!

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by ThommosSocks <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ThommosSocks' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 1:24 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Close up of a mans back getting a tatto of BMD that fills his back.
Camera pans out to show JG look over his shoulder and wink at the camera.

Thommossocks is innocent

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by syzlack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=syzlack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 1:05 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

A huge shadow looms over Bramley Moore dock like the Spaceships in that Independence Day film.

Men, women and children around the streets all freeze in their tracks, looking up in awe and wonderment. A tramp, in total disbelief takes one look at the bottle of booze he is drinking and discards it.

The familiar opening riffs of "Jumping Jack Flash" start to ring out across the whole Mersey Estuary. The Camera Pans back to reveal, the gargantuan, perfectly formed calf muscle of Jack fuking Grealish, stepping out the River, he emerges from the Mersey like God Fking Zilla, all 200ft of him.

Moyes is standing at the flash new players entrance, arms folded, big smile and says "Welcome Home"

Jack looks over the city and roars!!

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by Touching_Cloth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Touching_Cloth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 1:08 pm, in reply to "Re: Grealish signing video "

Haha

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Posted by Essy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 12:53 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Then off to the BramleyMoore pub for a few beers

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by solent_toffee <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=solent_toffee' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 12:41 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Just been sent a pic of Grealish wearing an Everton shirt in the press room at Finch Farm.

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by drexxxler <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=drexxxler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 1:03 pm, in reply to "Re: Grealish signing video "

Who is that with him

Looks like a sopranos card game extra

Re: Grealish signing video

Posted by Mr OW Bol <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Mr+OW+Bol' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 12, 2025, 12:40 pm, in reply to "Grealish signing video "

Nahh, deffo a stay behind somewhere

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