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Posted by G92 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=G92' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 8:50 am

Endless Moyes arguments - he will be with us for the next two seasons so let's just get on with it...

Mid table obscurity for us and woo hoo. And proper mid table obscurity i.e. tenth.

The shite to win the league - don't trust Arsenal, City or Chelsea these days and if you think last year was bad for the RS getting decisions AOTS wait until the "Jota factor" kicks in this season.

Burnley, Sun'lun and West Ham or Brentford to go down. Shitty Leeds to crawp staying up in 17th.

Sausage rolls and BMD ale prices still being discussed throughout this season and until all of us are dead.

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Posted by JonahEFC20 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=JonahEFC20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 6:40 pm, in reply to "Season predictions"

Jack Harrison to score the winner next week no doubt.

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Posted by Wally Bazoom <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Wally+Bazoom' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 2:43 pm, in reply to "Season predictions"

Between 8-10th

wow&cam&bonsai&ferret

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Posted by Brenno <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Brenno' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 2:42 pm, in reply to "Season predictions"

Everton win some
Everton lose some
Everton draw some
We lose at Anfield Arsenal Chelsea city and utd
We still finish top 8

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Posted by Bigbobsbeard <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bigbobsbeard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 2:07 pm, in reply to "Season predictions"

If DCL signs for another Prem team then he's defo scoring against us home and away.

Grealish involved in a 'training ground incident'

The Shite to piss the league again

Potter to be 'unfairly sacked'

Russell Martin told to leave Scotland for his own safety

'Pigs nipples'

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 1:56 pm, in reply to "Season predictions"

League cup and 9th

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 1:55 pm, in reply to "Season predictions"

Comfortably mid-table, typical Moyes stuff in the cups. A few really great games at home as everyone grows to love the stadium. But the usual knives to a gunfight stuff away at the slimey six.

KDH to be the standout player for us.....he won't go to the World Cup though as Tuchel prefers the 'experience' of Hendo.

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Posted by syzlack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=syzlack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 1:50 pm, in reply to "Season predictions"

These are my reasonable expected goal returns from each player.

Beto 8 goals
Barry 12 goals
Ndiaye 14 goals
Grealish 13 goals
KDH 7 goals
Gana 2 goals
Branthwaite 3 goals
Tarques 4 goals
Mykolenko - 1 goal
Obrien - 3 goals

Rest of squad = 12 goals total 79 goals

This goal return will result in a likely champions league spot.

Cups
2x semis but Moyes fields a weakened team Vs lower league opposition in one of the Semis because he is chasing top 4 and we get battered by the sh!te in the other.

Then sack Moyes and bring in Ancelotti for the last 3 league games and he takes all the credit for the top 4 and Moyes is remembered for blowing 2x Semis.

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Posted by henno05 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=henno05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 1:20 pm, in reply to "Season predictions"

About 12th - a bit higher if we get in a player or two, a bit lower if we don’t but should be clear of relegation worries

Closer this year for the league, probably just them though although a few injuries this year surely?

Burnley, Sunderland, Brentford, Wolves, Leeds and maybe even Fulham struggle

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Posted by Bob_Ross_happy_tree <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bob_Ross_happy_tree' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 12:07 pm, in reply to "Season predictions"

Everton to finish 9th and win the League Cup!

Me swerving games after enjoying too many pints in Shenanigans pre-match and opting to stay.

Long johns needed for the biting Bramley wind from October.

City to win the league.

Van Dijk to turn into Kyrgiakos levels of turd.

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Posted by G92 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=G92' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 12:17 pm, in reply to "Re: Season predictions"

Cor!
Yes please for 1,4 and 5.

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Posted by BertieBigBollocks <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=BertieBigBollocks' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 11:04 am, in reply to "Season predictions"

Despite the pre-season form I'm feeling relatively positive about the forthcoming season as we now appear to be signing more hits than misses (O'Brien, Alcaraz, KDH etc), the defence is pretty solid and hopefully we can get Grealish and Dibling over the line in the next couple of weeks along with a few more faces and we should finish the transfer window stronger than we have been for a long time without losing any of our better players such as Pickford or Branthwaite.

We'll have a couple of ropey months whilst the players settle in but after that I reckon Moyes will start getting a tune out of them, 7/8th for this optimistic correspondent.

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Posted by Essex Bee3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essex+Bee3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 10:50 am, in reply to "Season predictions"

Brentford indeed.

FANNY

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Sorry la - really hope it West Ham or Wolves and not you who really get dragged into it.
In an ideal world will be Leeds who go down, but think they will just about stay up.
I am wrong about most things, though.

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Posted by Dt_Kowalski <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dt_Kowalski' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 10:49 am, in reply to "Season predictions"

I think that we will finish in a solid midtable spot, we need to get a few more players in the door. I can't see us finishing above the likes of Villa, Newcastle, Man Utd or Spurs this season but you never know.

Kowalski Prediction: 10th

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Posted by Madjens <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Madjens' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 10:27 am, in reply to "Season predictions"

moaning about the new stadium on a weekly basis, even when you're playing away!

@Cesc_Pistol

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ha.
Give me some hope than you can stop the shite this season please....

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 9:54 am, in reply to "Season predictions"

If we get a couple of wingers in and a right back I’m going for 7/8th

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by Est-1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est-1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 9:42 am, in reply to "Season predictions"

I’ll not spend a penny in BMD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 10:26 am, in reply to "Re: Season predictions"

You gonna wee at home then hold it in lod?

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by The Golden Vision <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=The+Golden+Vision' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 9:34 am, in reply to "Season predictions"

If we get someone who can score on a regular basis maybe top half 9th or 10th.

If we don't, bottom half of the table 14th or 15th.

"I like my football on a Saturday, roast beef on Sundays, alright"

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Posted by Teflon_Don <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Teflon_Don' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 9:31 am, in reply to "Season predictions"

9th and a cup win.

*continues drinking*

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Posted by Bainesy003 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bainesy003' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 9:31 am, in reply to "Season predictions"

Respectable 10th place no thrills. A lot of 1-0 wins and the blues struggling to score many goals

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 8:54 am, in reply to "Season predictions"

Still can’t believe we’ve been saddled with him again. It’s just like nothing ever changes.

I think I’ll keep my predictions until the window closes. Really we should be somewhere between 8-15 depending on any further business and getting some luck with injuries.

I think we will get a result at Leeds and Brighton will be the first team to win at BMD.

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by SnafflesBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=SnafflesBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 9:35 am, in reply to "Re: Season predictions"

10th will be par I reckon. Bad start and he could be gone by Christmas.

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Posted by G92 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=G92' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 9:25 am, in reply to "Re: Season predictions"

He is no one's ideal choice, but given what we have gone through since Ancelloti left then a couple of Moyes no real drama seasons will be sound for us getting settled in to the new stadium.

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 9:35 am, in reply to "Re: Season predictions"

He did really well on the whole last season when he came in didn’t he….

He’s earned a decent crack at it hasn’t he because of that….

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by Benj <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Benj' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 12:06 pm, in reply to "Re: Season predictions"

Yup.

https://youtu.be/0h_3DTnGJMU

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This

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Yep - tremendous transformation of the season when he came in and a whole load of utterly boss away wins as a bonus.

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Consistently high level of posting from the usual quarters 👍🏽

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Thank you NOER - that has really cheered me up on a Monday morning.

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*nods sagely*

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by AndyIsOurKing <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=AndyIsOurKing' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 9:26 am, in reply to "Re: Season predictions"

Thierno Barry turns out to be Thierry Henry's love child and bangs in 47 goals before we sell him to Man Utd for £300M so we can comply with PSR

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