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Security check yesterday

Posted by Billybookcase <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Billybookcase' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 2:16 pm

Got through fairly quickly, but we did turn up at 12:30.
If loads turn up last minute I can see there being big queues.
And a tip, if the security man asks if the machine beeped when you went through, just say no.

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 2:27 pm, in reply to "Security check yesterday"

Haha similar happened to me. I went through on my scooter just at the same time some other fella went in the one next to me. Obviously it beeped like mad when I went through but the steward headed straight for the poor fella next to me for the full pat down experience and totally left me alone

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 2:32 pm, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

We’ve got ourselves a mule lods!

It’s top quality stuff this!

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 3:51 pm, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

Hee hawww

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by drexxxler <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=drexxxler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 2:17 pm, in reply to "Security check yesterday"

What are they checking for?

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 11, 2025, 6:56 am, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

Cheap sausage rolls

CHEER UP, PLUMS

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by bignev <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=bignev' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 2:50 pm, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

Dildos

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by Billybookcase <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Billybookcase' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 2:22 pm, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

Same as airport checks I presume.
You have to empty your pockets of metal stuff if you’ve set Tha alarm off.
They missed the bottle of juice in my inside pocket though.
Don’t know if a sausage roll would set it off.

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by drexxxler <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=drexxxler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 4:23 pm, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

Knives ?

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 2:32 pm, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

It would have to be a 'loaded' one

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by Touching_Cloth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Touching_Cloth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 2:24 pm, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

I pack a finger of fudge - it’s about the same size as a slim panatella.

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by Touching_Cloth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Touching_Cloth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 2:20 pm, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

Sausage rolls.

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by Chinaski <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Chinaski' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 2:19 pm, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

The Arteta money

Re: Security check yesterday

Posted by fat-freddy's-cat $<iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fat-freddy\'s-cat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on August 10, 2025, 4:29 pm, in reply to "Re: Security check yesterday"

doughnuts (black market)

shitting in Fat Freddy's shoes since 1969

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