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Absolute chaos

Posted by Captain Jack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Captain+Jack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:24 pm

Today.

Queues beyond belief. Ale ran out South Stand after the match. Told sorry mate all gone. 15 minutes later they'd poured about 200 pints when loads had fùcked off.

Then they were pouring it down the sink! The lad in charge was having none of it when people were saying hang on we'll drink that.

Luckily the other staff were calling us over when his back was turned. (Tbf even he released he was being a bell in the end)

4 free pints of San Miguel tastic! Even let us take our last one out the ground onto the plaza.

I had another issue later which was fùcking infuriating.

We are the famous EFC

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Posted by GG <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=GG' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 12:28 am, in reply to "Absolute chaos"

So,reading other reviews, it seems that it was chaos for you but a breeze for others

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Posted by Blueskiesahead <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Blueskiesahead' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 11:42 pm, in reply to "Absolute chaos"

Ha yup, we laughed it all off and then got our four pints for free. Couldn’t ruin the day.

'The time I've spent - but never feels wasted. Always something to make me arf'

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Posted by Bainesy003 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bainesy003' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 10:02 pm, in reply to "Absolute chaos"

Waiting for Brighton. Not overly arsed about going anymore

Will probably swerve it after this season

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Fair play, more should follow suit.

'The time I've spent - but never feels wasted. Always something to make me arf'

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Posted by Lombardo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lombardo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:57 pm, in reply to "Absolute chaos"

I was surprised how the concourse struggled at half time. Thought it would be much sleeker. I only wanted a bottle of water and went back down ten minutes into the second half.

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Posted by Crackers <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Crackers' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 11:59 pm, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

Joke init massive queues for the bogs werse that Goodison wants all that about?

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Posted by MPTEFC <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=MPTEFC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 6:07 am, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

I probably won’t explain this properly.

People were actually walking up to the urinals and queueing from there instead of standing behind waiting for someone to finish and then move in. This was pushing the queue back.

I noticed it twice it was odd.

I'm MPTEFC I'll park where I like.

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Posted by Paulow4 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Paulow4' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:37 pm, in reply to "Absolute chaos"

Club did say South stand bars would close early but didnt say why....Same thing happened in Club view...staff thought they were meant to follow 'Premier league guidelines " and cut off start of 2nd half even though it had been said they would be open to the endnof legends game and were serving throught the first half....cue a panicked supervisor running around telling them to carry on serving

Lurking proudly for years ..If im not here Ill be doing it on Bluesky @Paulow4

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Posted by B_M_D <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=B_M_D' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:26 pm, in reply to "Absolute chaos"

What was the other issue?

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Posted by Captain Jack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Captain+Jack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 10:05 pm, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

Leaving the ground my 80 year arl fella went for a burst in the portaloo (as did I) When I came out I got ushered out onto the street despite saying I was waiting for my 80 year old.

They threatened me if I tried to enter the plaza to look for him.

Fùcking gobshites.

We are the famous EFC

Re: Absolute chaos

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 10:20 pm, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

You should have head butted him, forehead into front teeth, Duncan Ferguson style.

The fcuking pricks.

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Me mate probably would've done 😂 Luckily he was lost as well!

Not liking this new security bollox. Just not Everton.

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I can imagine your panic, looking after your 80 year old Dad.

Keep the faith mate. Maybe just teething problems, with a few over zealous beauts.

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You're right TT. Cheers.

Me arl fella and his mate were getting grief at the self serve beer thing from some meatheads because "they were taking too long" They were laughing at them and taking the piss. Unbelievable.

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 10, 2025, 9:14 am, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

I DO hope that is being reported to the club??

I'd have defo jumped in there mate. I hate that attitude from jumped up pricks, who probably shit if you fronted them.

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Posted by Obrima3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Obrima3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 10:14 pm, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

Didn't see any portaloos and I was looking when I arrived.

Formerly obrima2

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Posted by come_on_pilgrim <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=come_on_pilgrim' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 10:11 pm, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

I heard that there would be zero tolerance of fellas who had pissed themselves but I am shocked that they enforced this.

And so on and so on and scooby-dooby-dooby

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Oh here we go...

Dickhead.

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Only a gentle wind up, Jack, no harm meant.

The image of a well known WSAG ale tank staggering out of the ground with 4 free pints and losing his arl fella in a portable bog was quite amusing.

Hope you and he are all well.

And so on and so on and scooby-dooby-dooby

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Posted by Chinaski <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Chinaski' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:30 pm, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

Pissed his kecks after downing 4 pints of san miguel

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:44 pm, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

ARF

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by Touching_Cloth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Touching_Cloth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:44 pm, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

Haha

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Kecks wetting as well as bed wetting!

And so on and so on and scooby-dooby-dooby

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:39 pm, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

Hahaha

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by BertieBigBollocks <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=BertieBigBollocks' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 9, 2025, 9:38 pm, in reply to "Re: Absolute chaos"

Ha ha 🤣

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