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RS Hyperbole kicks in again

Posted by ThommosSocks <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ThommosSocks' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:01 am

https://x.com/Watch_LFC/status/1952496563034767469?s=19

Young kid scores a goal by running, now as good as Messi shock.

Some great reposts and replies already

Thommossocks is innocent

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Posted by SouthendBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=SouthendBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 12:58 pm, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Followed up with.....

"Pretty much the reason why Messi and Yamal are able to dribble so precisely and change direction, speed up/slow down and create chances effortlessly is because they have the same trait of taking lots and lots of mini-steps to control and balance themselves.
Rio has that."

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Posted by ddarko <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ddarko' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 12:54 pm, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

my fucking word! is that the "world class" goal the bbc has been banging on about. Runs without being touched to the edge of the box and has the whole goal to aim at. Wish i'd have been scouted 30yrs ago i'd be retired with millions in the bank

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Posted by Stillfeelingbluer <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Stillfeelingbluer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 12:09 pm, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Tony Le T and Pongelle levels of shite—remember Tallec was a much better signing than Ronaldo?

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Posted by Stillfeelingbluer <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Stillfeelingbluer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 12:09 pm, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Tony Le T and Pongelle levels of shite—remember Tallec was a much better signing than Ronaldo?

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Posted by Chinaski <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Chinaski' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 11:55 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Fck me, where do you start with that. Its not even parody is it?

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Posted by fat-freddy's-cat $<iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=fat-freddy\'s-cat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on August 5, 2025, 12:00 pm, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

maybe not but I do find them quite entertaining

shitting in Fat Freddy's shoes since 1969

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Posted by Touching_Cloth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Touching_Cloth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 11:13 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

He’s using both of his lower limbs for locomotion purposes.

Humans have been bipedal for millions of years but this could be a new discovery.

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Posted by MPTEFC <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=MPTEFC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 11:12 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Uses his left foot to stabilise himself.

Hahaha they just keep getting odder.

I'm MPTEFC I'll park where I like.

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Posted by AndyIsOurKing <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=AndyIsOurKing' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 11:04 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

"Let's hear a big Bournemouth welcome for our new £30M signing...."

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Posted by Augustus <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Augustus' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 11:00 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

"10 perfect touches. All with his right foot, while using his left to stabilise himself".

Translation - "Can't use his left foot so defenders will always force him to go left where he will be ineffective. If it wasn't for his left foot he would keep falling over. Only had 10 touches of the ball so finds it difficult to get into, and impose himself on, a game."

File under "the new Jordan Ibe".

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Posted by Domi5 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Domi5' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:58 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Touches the ball with one foot while standing on the other.

FFS. If only I'd known that's how you do it 25 years earlier and I wouldn't have fell over constantly trying to kick the ball with my standing foot and stand on my foot in the air. Suppose you can't coach standing on one foot and kicking with the other - you either have it or you don't.

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Posted by Beldale blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Beldale+blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:54 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Is there anyway of reading the replies etc without having an x account.
I’ve a feeling some of the replies are going to be comedy good.

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Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 11:01 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

"Also used his nostrils for breathing. And his eyes to see where the goal is"

Truly next level

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Posted by TomOB <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TomOB' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 11:46 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Ha ha!
Did you notice how he used his shorts so no one could see his bare arse?

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Posted by Essy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:52 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Never be heard of again sold next year for 12 zillion pound

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Posted by Pope_ST_Blues <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Pope_ST_Blues' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:50 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Overheard a pair of the boring bastards in work waxing lyrical about this earlier on, world class talent and the second coming of the fod by all accounts.

Bad twats the lot of them.

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Posted by newbie <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=newbie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:13 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Hahaha, “while using his other foot to stabilise himself” - what’s he supposed to do, float?

Remember that article a while back that took a three second clip of that Harvey Elliott tramp doing something non-descript and used it as proof that he was the best young player in the weerrld; he’s up for sale now because he can’t get a game.

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:40 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

They are just starting early in preparing a £70m transfer valuation when Bournemouth buy him in 2 years after 3 Caribau Cup appearances.

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Posted by homer_j_fong <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=homer_j_fong' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:15 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

One slip on an e-sooter & they are retiring his squad number.

Cos you can’t get Teenage Eskimo in Wantage…

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Posted by Sherpa <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Sherpa' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:12 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Haha!

That's fucking incredible.

"Whist stabilising himself with his left foot!!"

He's fucking running!

Goebbels levels of propaganda from the Shite.

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:10 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

It's because Arsenal have a new 15 year old wonder kid, they now have to have one who will obviously be much better than Arsenals.

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Posted by gaizka6 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=gaizka6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:09 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Everything is content klaxon

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:06 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Why cant they be normal

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by gaizka6 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=gaizka6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:11 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Laughed at this

https://x.com/craigapolis/status/1952658502360465860?s=46

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Posted by jamrock <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=jamrock' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:20 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

That clip always reminds me of the 1930s football match on Harry Enfield

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Posted by bigsteefc <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=bigsteefc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:29 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

One of the best things he’s done.

https://youtu.be/Nc2To-pKMSg?si=xZDh_WkR_H2EEGZd

1=20

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Posted by Essex Bee3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essex+Bee3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:38 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Great that

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:17 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

The Kaiser

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Posted by Est-1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est-1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:12 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

excellent

That has now inspired me to use both my legs on my bike later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by Beldale blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Beldale+blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:29 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Haha. Brilliant.

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Posted by bigsteefc <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=bigsteefc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:05 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Barkley did something better against Newcastle as did Beckford.
Ran virtually the full length of the pitch didn’t they ?

1=20

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Posted by benefitfraudster <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=benefitfraudster' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:04 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Saw that on the BBC this morning. They're desperate to have someone better than Rooney.

They will still get £100m for him even if he turns out to be more like Michael Branch.

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:03 am, in reply to "RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Looks a bit one-footed to me.

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Posted by ChesterlyBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ChesterlyBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on August 5, 2025, 10:34 am, in reply to "Re: RS Hyperbole kicks in again"

Arfing here! 😂😂

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