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Worst housey job

Posted by RKidsbrother <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=RKidsbrother' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:50 am

Just cleared the hairs - no chance they're mine - from the the shower plughole.

Bit minging like and over and done with in a couple of minutes but...

It's going to take ages to get the fucking chrome plug hole cover back in to the ever decreasing square.

It's even in the freezer to shrink it so it goes in easier - 30 minutes rather than an hour.

Which are YOUR worst chores? This is to blind date number two

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Posted by Tonytaxi1970 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Tonytaxi1970' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 31, 2025, 4:00 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

Re sealing the silicone around the shower tray, when it has a single speck of mould on it.

She will nag me to death until I've done it*

*just this week gone.

Should get at least 3 months grace now.

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Posted by Michael <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Michael' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 4:31 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

Doing the weeds. By the time I’ve got to the end of the driveway they’ve already started growing back.

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Posted by Est-1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est-1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 4:50 pm, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

Home made weed killer

Put some rock salt in a bucket
Full it with water
Stir it well
Add some washing up liquid as a binding agent

Leave for 48 hours
Stir again

Fill watering can and pour

Job done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 31, 2025, 10:19 am, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

Nice one will try dont want to use the garden centre ones due to the chemicals they have in them

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by Pops <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Pops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 31, 2025, 10:10 am, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

* takes notes *

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Posted by Est-1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est-1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 31, 2025, 10:17 am, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

Not to be used if you have a dog etc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by Essex Bee3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essex+Bee3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 4:12 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

My jobs are :

do the bins
dishwasher attendant
walk the dog

all ok with me

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I think dish washers are an unnecessary modern gimmick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by Patbateman69 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Patbateman69' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 31, 2025, 10:17 am, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

You still wash your clobber on the scrubbing board mate?

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Bit like women

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Posted by Barra6 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Barra6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 5:13 pm, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

Modern?

Wait til you hear about microwaves!

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 3:53 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

*shines DES WALKER sign into the sky*

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Essy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Essy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:29 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

Defrosting the freezer it's like the Antarctic in there expect to see Captain Oates in the back of it

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Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:00 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

Changing the bedsheets - must be a daily task for a lot on here waheeeey!

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Posted by Scooby_blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Scooby_blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:13 pm, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

Arf

And agreed. Quilts are a fucking nightmare

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Posted by Stillfeelingbluer <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Stillfeelingbluer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:13 pm, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

Throw cushions, fucking throw cushions what is the fucking point, decoration for burglars?

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Posted by SnafflesBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=SnafflesBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:21 pm, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

And on the bed too. PARP.

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Posted by Banjo12 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Banjo12' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 1:55 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

re loading the dishwasher after the mrs has just launched everything in it from what looks like 50 feet away

Lovely Stuff

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Posted by Obrima3 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Obrima3' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 5:56 pm, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

Aye same here. I think there is confusion between the washing machine and the dishwasher.

Formerly obrima2

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Posted by Zuma <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Zuma' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 3:54 pm, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

Hate this. Putting a bowl covered in sauce directly over another bowl, how on Earth are you expecting the water to get in and clean it?

Only bought the fugging thing as I was doing 100% of the manual dishwashing as if I let do it the dishes were still dirty on the drainer after being dipped into water for 2 second and not wiped.

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Posted by syzlack <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=syzlack' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 3:40 pm, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

My Mrs is the same

"but you're great at tetris, love."

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Fucking. This.

We now have an understanding that I just rearrange it without calling it out....after I once opened it and shouted....

"For fucks sake do you load this thing with your FUCKING FEET!!!"

We both know she does it wrong....but I've made my point and she no longer looks at me like I'm a prick when I sort it out.

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Definitely a female thing this, I've no idea how they think things are going to get clean when they've got bowls intimately pressed up against the back of plates, must do it on purpose to avoid having to do it again (which to be fair is my approach to most DIY jobs).

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Posted by snorkers goodoh <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=snorkers+goodoh' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 1:22 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

Cupboard door alignment..fuk off IKEA

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Posted by Spart <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Spart' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:12 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

I've just bought a new steam cleaner ready to tackle the ensuite over the weekend.....*flexes Marigolds*

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:10 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

Cleaning the fish tank.
2 fish left and when they die it's getting put on eBay.

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Just drown the last two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by StringerBellend01 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=StringerBellend01' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:05 pm, in reply to "Worst housey job"

Clearing the drain in the back yard once a year…. Minging

I wanna moonwalk son but life’s a shithouse

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Posted by Meff Stelling <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Meff+Stelling' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 4:36 pm, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

Yep. Apparently the soup ladle I chose to do the job wasn't appropriate.

Seemed to be a perfectly good choice the other times she didn't catch me using it though.

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Trying to get an oil stain out of the carpet - I gave up so just cut the square out and covered it with a mat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by bignev <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=bignev' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:05 pm, in reply to "Re: Worst housey job"

Shelves… hate them

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