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5 smug gets

Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:22 am

Roman Kemp
Steven Bartlett
Alan Pardew
Piers Morgan
TC Klopp

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Posted by Alex_T <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Alex_T' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 3:17 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

Update

Forgot about that Debboniare lass my word shes like final level baddy smugness

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by Stillfeelingbluer <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Stillfeelingbluer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 3:10 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

The Esk, how soon we forget.

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Posted by gaizka6 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=gaizka6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 3:07 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

Stanley Tucci
David Baddiel
Jon Richardson
John Gregory
James Cleverly

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Posted by Lance Drysdale <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lance+Drysdale' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 3:00 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

Patrick Keilty, even today
Rav Wilding
Gyles Brandreth
Simon Rimmer
Matt Chorley

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 3:04 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Simon Rimmer is a sensational shout. Could probably get a kopite chef eleven out of this.

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Easily.

Bubbins and Robins both boyhood reds.

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Posted by NoelBlakeFanClub <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=NoelBlakeFanClub' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:42 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

How the hell does this thread get this long - and not a single mention of Jeremy Clarkson?!?

Standards are slipping...

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Posted by Swinverton <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Swinverton' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 3:21 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Pretty sure i saw him mentioned, aye Bainsey down there ⬇️

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Posted by Scooby_blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Scooby_blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:46 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Or him what does countdown, Colin whatshisface

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Posted by Lizardo <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Lizardo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:51 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Murray, he's a fucking bellend him. Kopite, natch

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:43 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

A few people have confused him with a different Jeremy I reckon

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by Banjo12 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Banjo12' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:23 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

aRNIE sLOT X 5

Lovely Stuff

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Posted by Dirk Hoffman <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Dirk+Hoffman' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:23 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

49 posts and no-one's mentioned Stephen Fry!!!

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Or Slot

Lovely Stuff

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gah sorry thommo

Lovely Stuff

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Starmer
Liz Kendal
Jon Richardson
David Baddiel
James OBrien

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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I despise O'Brien.

The only survivor of the National People's Gang.

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Forgot about O’Brien. The smug gets smug get

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In order

Farage
Klopp
Keys (not Alicia)
Wedderburn
Corbyn

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Posted by Grazy1 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Grazy1' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 1:56 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

Van Dijk
Ped
Corbyn
Legs
Elliott

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Posted by Iegs <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Iegs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:14 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

klinsmanns

why are you so argumentative? this is obvious stuff

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Posted by Madjens <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Madjens' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 1:05 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

5 non WSAG ones

Ross Kemp
Ant Middleton
Michael McIntyre
Piers Morgan
Alex Scott

@Cesc_Pistol

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Posted by tired <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=tired' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:59 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

chloe Kelly
david Badiel
jess Phillips
Sean Dyche
Michael owen

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I know there are rules, but can name at least 10 from this here board!

@Cesc_Pistol

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Posted by TeddyBoy <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TeddyBoy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:59 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Do they fit the GPT criteria?

1. Acts like they're always right – especially in non-football threads (politics, culture, finance, etc.), often posting in a condescending or know-it-all tone.

2. Patronises other fans – even when everyone supports the same club, they make others feel stupid for not sharing their views.

3. Flexes unnecessarily – whether it's about education, job, lifestyle, or moral high ground, they drop in humblebrags or superiority hints.

4. Can't resist saying “I told you so” – often revisits older debates just to point out they were correct all along.

5. Winds others up subtly – not an obvious troll, but gets under people’s skin by being smugly dismissive rather than aggressive.

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Stick me down for 5. please, squire.

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Posted by Iegs <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Iegs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 1:10 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

knee slides

why are you so argumentative? this is obvious stuff

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I think* there will be a lot of non-argumentative types reading the CHAT GPT criteria nodding and putting usernames into a mental list.

*Not in a smug way

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To be honest it applies to the majority on here

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 1:26 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

I reckon any amount of regular posting without a break leads to you posting shite.

Not me obviously what with the well established consistently high level of posting.

👀

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Est-1878 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Est-1878' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:13 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

I think your consistently high level of posting is worthy of you having your own Wiki’ page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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*SMUG*

OH ANG ON

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Arf, I can barely think of a poster it doesnt apply to including myself

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Check

Check

Check

Check

Check

@Cesc_Pistol

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Including yourself in this list?

I can't go to jail, my mommas cooking chicken for dinner

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Ha ha!

I’ve never made a list on here

@Cesc_Pistol

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On a few registers though eh?

👀

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Just under you!

@Cesc_Pistol

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:56 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Oh, you have.

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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I don’t recall them!

Maybe in the private ones!

@Cesc_Pistol

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Interesting

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:53 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Rosloboss will be along shortly to ask you to name them 👍🏻

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Him or Legs!

Surprised you haven’t!

@Cesc_Pistol

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Do it !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by ThommosSocks <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ThommosSocks' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:33 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

Richard Osman
David Mitchel
David Mitchels's wife
Me
Slott

Thommossocks is innocent

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Posted by Sarflondonblue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Sarflondonblue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:41 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Fuck me I know that everyone gets stick on here but is Victoria Cohen getting stick now.

She used to be a WSAG icon her.

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Posted by SnafflesBlue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=SnafflesBlue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:16 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

She's got a lovely pair of jubblies on her but by Odin's beard she's irritating.

Compare and contrast with the more intelligent and infinitely less irritating m'lady Hannah Fry.

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Id very much enjoy having an in person in depth compare and contrast with the both of them to be honest.

Dr Alice Roberts can throw her hat in the ring as well if she wants.

Edit: as Could that Liz Bonnin

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Your ring must be massive.

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saying she’s smug is like saying pickford is left footed to be fair

why are you so argumentative? this is obvious stuff

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With nellies like she has she’s in the WSAG ICON HALL OF FAME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by efcman4ever <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=efcman4ever' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:16 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

*salutes*

How can you tell if someone is a Kopite? If the hat, scarf, T shirt or tattoo isn't enough of a clue, they will have told you within two sentences. Basically, it's a cult.

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Posted by Touching_Cloth <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Touching_Cloth' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:54 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

🫡

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:51 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Haha THIS

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Stewart Lee (and I love him for it)

Iain Stirling

Sam Quek

Simon Cowell

Clive Myrie

Not my words Carol- The words of Top Gear Magazine!!

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Posted by Bainesy003 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bainesy003' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:17 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

TCFarage
Lee Anderson
Clarkson
Sugar
Brady

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Posted by Brenno <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Brenno' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:12 pm, in reply to "5 smug gets"

Corbyn
Cleverly
Raynor
Tuchel
Rinder

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Posted by ste <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=ste' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:59 am, in reply to "5 smug gets"

The athletico mince tit
Mike Bubbins
John Robbins
Jon Richardson
Keir Starmer

CHEER UP, PLUMS

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Posted by TomOB <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=TomOB' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 2:36 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Absolutely with you on your first one. An ocean of smugness rolled up into a single chinless beaut. Also, a man stealing a living off the back of infinitely funnier men just because he knows where the play and record buttons are on his podcast app.

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That's about as good a list as could be assembled, tbf.

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Non WSAG!

Michael McIntyre
Ross Kemp
Ant Middleton
Pier Morgan
Alex Scott

@Cesc_Pistol

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Brian Redhead
Richard Baker
Robin Day
Fiona Bruce
Piers Morgan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NoOi0aSFc4&list=RD7NoOi0aSFc4&start_radio=1

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Posted by RKidsbrother <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=RKidsbrother' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:38 am, in reply to "5 smug gets"

Don't mind Roman, and WSAG, forgive me, I think his arl fella is ok,too...

His uncle Gary though, well belongs on your (and anyone else's) list

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Posted by Yogi_Clementine <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Yogi_Clementine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:40 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

You mean the actual one out of them who could do anything?

Formerly yogiclementine

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Yeah, and then sacked all the other band members so that he kept all the money...

I could go into the whole tale but I wanted To Cut a Long Story Short....

Sorry

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Haha didn't know that

I watched that Live Aid doc last night. State of the cunts rocking up at the studio in the morning with an hour's stint at the hairdresser already done. I'd have sacked them for that alone

Formerly yogiclementine

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Posted by adayinthelife <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=adayinthelife' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 12:29 pm, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

10 hail Mary’s and 5 our fathers please.

The fate of the fallen, nobody knows where I came from.
Even I have forgotten.

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Aye, aye Danny Wilson's had a communion wine...

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Posted by jamrock <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=jamrock' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:26 am, in reply to "5 smug gets"

Alexander Armstrong
Richard Osman
Ian Dunt
Simon Jordan
Robert Peston

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Posted by 18Parkinson <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=18Parkinson' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 30, 2025, 11:51 am, in reply to "Re: 5 smug gets"

Jimmy Carr x5

The smug get

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