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Having an affair...

Posted by Yogi_Clementine <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Yogi_Clementine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 2, 2025, 11:29 am

...with this cockney lass. She's banging on about leaving her husband and reckons she has told him she's left him for me.
She's alright but I'm not interested like that.
She says he works in recruitment and has massive status anxiety, real chip on his shoulder and jealous of what other people do
Having seen the pics of him nosing at her on FB it's probably the fact he's a fat cunt dressed head to toe in Jacamo's Spring/Summer 2016 collection. Pointy shoes so long they have started to curl up like a jester
Plus he seems to be trying to have the same haircut as every character in Mad Max ALL AT THE SAME TIME

Formerly yogiclementine

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Posted by Evil Hypnotist <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Evil+Hypnotist' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 2, 2025, 12:10 pm, in reply to "Having an affair..."

SHE'S UP FOR GRABS NOW!!

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Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=No_One_Ever_Replies' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 2, 2025, 11:57 am, in reply to "Having an affair..."

YUUUUUUURRRRRRRSSSS

It’s top quality stuff this!

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Posted by Fazak_Blue <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Fazak_Blue' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 2, 2025, 11:50 am, in reply to "Having an affair..."

Apparently he's going round telling everyone they needed some casual spaceism.

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Posted by Bainesy003 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Bainesy003' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 2, 2025, 11:31 am, in reply to "Having an affair..."

Does he wear a minty yellow and black JVC shirt?

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Posted by Madjens <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Madjens' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 2, 2025, 1:14 pm, in reply to "Re: Having an affair..."

It’s navy blue you tit

@Cesc_Pistol

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Posted by Boom94 <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Boom94' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 2, 2025, 11:33 am, in reply to "Re: Having an affair..."

Didn’t we all in 89….

You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn
goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.

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Posted by The Golden Vision <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=The+Golden+Vision' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 2, 2025, 11:58 am, in reply to "Re: Having an affair..."

Mine was yellow and navy blue

"I like my football on a Saturday, roast beef on Sundays, alright"

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Colourblindness on my part

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Apology accepted

"I like my football on a Saturday, roast beef on Sundays, alright"

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Posted by efcman4ever <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=efcman4ever' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 2, 2025, 11:47 am, in reply to "Re: Having an affair..."

still the best non everton football related thing i have ever seen.

the coupons on them when they trudged out the boozer a couple of hours earlier than they were expecting.

absolutely tremendous scenes.

How can you tell if someone is a Kopite? If the hat, scarf, T shirt or tattoo isn't enough of a clue, they will have told you within two sentences. Basically, it's a cult.

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*shifts nervously *

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Posted by Yogi_Clementine <iframe src='https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/info/user=Yogi_Clementine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 2, 2025, 11:33 am, in reply to "Re: Having an affair..."

I've said too much

Formerly yogiclementine

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