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Slot

Posted by drexxxler on March 16, 2025, 8:18 pm

“ lots of long balls and second balls “
“ we like to play on the ground but we couldn’t we had to play their style “

Cretin

Re: Slot

Posted by Est-1878 on March 17, 2025, 1:40 am, in reply to "Slot "

He’s a grade A cûnt as much as Fritzl was

The only difference is he showed his true colours much earlier than Josef when he threw his toys out of his pram after the plastic hard man with the ponces hair cut misbehaved at the Derby

Re: Slot

Posted by Billybookcase on March 17, 2025, 2:30 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Reminds me of those word games in the papers.
Slot to cunt in five steps.
Slot
Soot
Coot
Colt
Cult
Cunt

Re: Slot

Posted by BlueMeanie on March 17, 2025, 12:27 am, in reply to "Slot "

I am convinced there is not a solitary follicle remaining on its body

Re: Slot

Posted by LABlue on March 17, 2025, 12:57 am, in reply to "Re: Slot "

the dutch Matt Lucas

" JUST ####IN HIT IT !!"

Re: Slot

Posted by Boom94 on March 17, 2025, 12:58 am, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Van Lucash.

You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn
goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.

Re: Slot

Posted by Binman on March 17, 2025, 9:54 am, in reply to "Re: Slot "

haha. Deserved more this

THE BLUE THUNDERFALCONS
"Beto to 10 goals this season" clique

Re: Slot

Posted by Boom94 on March 17, 2025, 12:33 am, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Dr Evil…

Apt.

Cool though.

Relaxed laid back and cool.

You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn
goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.

Re: Slot

Posted by Lizardo on March 17, 2025, 12:37 am, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Same backstory, switch Belgium for Netherlands:

"Very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he "invented" the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess, and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles... there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it."

Re: Slot

Posted by Boom94 on March 17, 2025, 12:39 am, in reply to "Re: Slot "

https://www.reactiongifs.com/dr-evil-hug/

Haha

Come on Darwin….

You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn
goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.

Re: Slot

Posted by Lizardo on March 17, 2025, 12:44 am, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Haha! Throw me a frickin bone here!

Re: Slot

Posted by Boom94 on March 17, 2025, 12:49 am, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Dr Arnevil…

You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn
goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.

Re: Slot

Posted by homer_j_fong on March 17, 2025, 12:52 am, in reply to "Re: Slot "

He's looking to bring back Minimeno

You´re my heart, my soul, my everything -
The place that I call Home

Re: Slot

Posted by Captain Jack on March 16, 2025, 11:43 pm, in reply to "Slot "

Liverpool don't have a midfield, it's get it forward as quickly as possible. Salah never kicked the ball so that was that.

We are the famous EFC

Re: Slot

Posted by Platinii on March 16, 2025, 10:22 pm, in reply to "Slot "

We completely changed our play to make either cb launch it. Totally bypassed their press, and they struggled.

Re: Slot

Posted by drexxxler on March 16, 2025, 10:24 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

On behalf of all right thinking blues …thank you

Re: Slot

Posted by Larry_David on March 16, 2025, 9:47 pm, in reply to "Slot "

Amazing how quickly people are assimilated into the cult, there isn’t a human being out there who hasn’t been within a couple of weeks of joining them. Someone should do a study on it.

Re: Slot

Posted by KentBlue81 on March 16, 2025, 10:17 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Hodgson is the only one.

Re: Slot

Posted by Beldale blue on March 16, 2025, 9:11 pm, in reply to "Slot "

Christ, they’ve always had this thing about crying about other teams style of play.
I remember after the Kanchelskis Anfield derby, Rush said we’d played two long balls and scored two goals from 5hem!!
No wonder he never got a job as a manager.

Re: Slot

Posted by Moodyblue on March 16, 2025, 8:58 pm, in reply to "Slot "

Slot is an ungracious cunt. Who'd have thought.

UTFT
FTRS
Stop bloody raining.

Re: Slot

Posted by Boom94 on March 16, 2025, 9:02 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Cool with it though…

So relaxed and laid back and coooooooool.

You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn
goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.

Re: Slot

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 on March 16, 2025, 8:39 pm, in reply to "Slot "

They couldn't get out of their own half in the first 45. Dan Burn will need a couple of nurofen, he headed away so many launched balls from their defenders.

"Pass and move" has become "launch it, feed off scraps".

What would Shank's say?

Re: Slot

Posted by KentBlue81 on March 16, 2025, 10:18 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Throwing van dijk up front was funny. All that money they've spent and they resort to throwing the centre half up front.

Re: Slot

Posted by drexxxler on March 16, 2025, 8:41 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

something unintelligible the fake socialist lauded way beyond merit cattericks record was better than his in the 60s bellfield curtain twitching Everton loving blow hard cvnt

Re: Slot

Posted by Kemper Boyd on March 16, 2025, 9:08 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

EFC ADHD par excellence.

Re: Slot

Posted by drexxxler on March 16, 2025, 9:35 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Couldn’t find the ,

Re: Slot

Posted by Kemper Boyd on March 16, 2025, 10:19 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

You did in the end, well done.

Re: Slot

Posted by drexxxler on March 16, 2025, 10:21 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Thank you

Re: Slot

Posted by Kemper Boyd on March 16, 2025, 10:26 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

No bother, I'd like to think you'd do it for me.

Slot is Humpty Dumpty, egg-shellshock par-boiled fragility over uneasy.

Re: Slot

Posted by Tonytaxi1970 on March 16, 2025, 8:48 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

He was an old soak.

Re: Slot

Posted by Ta La on March 16, 2025, 8:38 pm, in reply to "Slot "

It's always somebody elses fault.

It's us, not me. Fight inequality.

Re: Slot

Posted by backbingham on March 16, 2025, 8:31 pm, in reply to "Slot "

I already hate the shiny faced twat as much as the previous gurning gobshite and that has taken some doing,the ungracious shitehawk.

Re: Slot

Posted by efcman4ever on March 16, 2025, 8:36 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

That head on him looks like it should have an Alien facehugger crawling out of the top of it

How can you tell if someone is a Kopite? If the hat, scarf, T shirt or tattoo isn't enough of a clue, they will have told you within two sentences. Basically, it's a cult.

Re: Slot

Posted by Boom94 on March 16, 2025, 8:58 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Or an “Andrew Robertson” as it’s also known…..

You can either book me now or wait for Cliff Thorburn. But if Cliff Thorburn
goes AWOL you’re up slack alley.

Re: Slot

Posted by efcman4ever on March 16, 2025, 10:15 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Christ

There's the sequel they should have made.

No fucker would have slept for a fortnight.

How can you tell if someone is a Kopite? If the hat, scarf, T shirt or tattoo isn't enough of a clue, they will have told you within two sentences. Basically, it's a cult.

Re: Slot

Posted by Evil Hypnotist on March 16, 2025, 8:27 pm, in reply to "Slot "

He can get to fook purely for absolutely ruining WSAG thread traditions.

The furious egg-headed twat.

Where's the sun gone?

Re: Slot

Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies on March 16, 2025, 8:32 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

What’s drexxxler done now?

*RUNS*

It’s top quality stuff this!

Re: Slot

Posted by drexxxler on March 16, 2025, 8:34 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

💙

Re: Slot

Posted by No_One_Ever_Replies on March 16, 2025, 8:40 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

😆

It’s top quality stuff this!

Re: Slot

Posted by Swinverton on March 16, 2025, 8:22 pm, in reply to "Slot "

Pre-meditated mention of time wasting pre-match as well, said how fantastic the game against PSG was because neither team wasted time.

Re: Slot

Posted by Lizardo on March 16, 2025, 8:22 pm, in reply to "Slot "

They truly are without any grace

Re: Slot

Posted by Patbateman on March 16, 2025, 8:21 pm, in reply to "Slot "

All they do is ping long balls into salah all the time the baldy cretin

Re: Slot

Posted by efcman4ever on March 16, 2025, 8:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

TCTAA has made his reputation on pinging the ball into a 20m2 patch of grass about 40m from where he stood.

Salah, Diaz, gakpo etc just leg it into the gap, hence why their front men are always rapid.

If they replaced the crossbar challenge with what TCTAA does the club shop would run out of shirts.

How can you tell if someone is a Kopite? If the hat, scarf, T shirt or tattoo isn't enough of a clue, they will have told you within two sentences. Basically, it's a cult.

Re: Slot

Posted by drexxxler on March 16, 2025, 8:23 pm, in reply to "Re: Slot "

Not a single word of congratulation

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