Walked in to the Barbers in Bootle on Thursday. Two of those ugly dogs that can't breathe properly because of their noses bounding towards me. One shoved its nose in my crutch the other was licking my arse. Ok. It's the most I've had for a while but I wasn't a willing participant. Plus when dogs do that sniffing your crutch thing I'm always worried they'll decide to have a little nip.