Vivid memories of lots of Everton fans (the da lads!) being made up we sold that shitty little upstart John Stones and brought in a brilliant solid safe pair of hands in Ashley Williams. How did that work out for us! We’ve largely been the master of our own downfall.

I’d absolutely hate to be one of these clubs demanding some form of compensation in all this. It’s pathetic really. Whatever happens who in their right mind would celebrate a cup given to them in this kind of scenario? Football is utterly fucked