Clubs and their whole fan base to be made to apologise for past behaviour to the fans of the wronged club.

Any club who has thrown pensioners on the streets in order to build big stands should be hit with a 10 point deduction for each person lashed on the street.

Spitty to be put in stocks in church street every Friday with 3 skips full of rotten fruit and phlegm for all and sundry to throw at him