The shite - decades of inflated sponsorship from around the world, very little local love in comparison, ripped up their neighbourhood to expand

United - a billion in debt, holes in the roof, decent under one manger in the 90s/2000s, lucky getting a player or two here and there, paid no attention to the rules in recruiting from outside their area

Chelsea - russian oligarch money, illegal accounting, started the whole shite

Arsenal - well funded but just haven't done all of the underhand stuff needed to be great. Reinvented the 80s corner tactics to finally get over the line.

City - aye..well

Football is shite really isn't it. These are the top 5 teams in the 'best league in the world's and it's all propped up with foreign coin