In the Secret Physio book (one from secret footballer) he talks about medicals and tells a story of them finding a knee problem with a player. It's getting late and the chairman needs to buy someone. He asks the manager

"Well, his knee might not hold out. I suppose you need to ask yourself if you feel lucky?"

Manager responds, "I was born lucky"

They sign the player, the manager is sacked within 6 weeks and the players knee buckles a couple of months later and he spends the rest of his contract in rehab.

Some cunt will always panic sign a player