All right fellas,

I've not posted on here in years, since the WSAG days, but I'm in need of a bit of help and I was wondering if anyone in here had any bright ideas.

I'm just separating from my wife, her choice really, she's apparently developed a deep emotional connection with someone at work, the melt. I would have stayed longer for the kids but I'm feeling quite relieved tbh.

We're telling the kids tomorrow (two boys, 9 and 13) then it looks like I'll be having them this Saturday and she'll have them on Sunday, her birthday.

I was thinking, I'd love to take them to the match and remind them who their lifetime family is, the one who may disappoint them, but will at least always be there! But it's fucking Bournemouth away.

It would be their first away, which would be ace. But I'm trying to think of a way to make it happen. Any ideas?

Thanks in advance! Great site lads etc etc