Well that's something to look forward to, eh? Might soften our 35 years of nonentity a bit.

They haven't finished lower than 8th since they came up in 1962. Just sacked someone for getting them in the champions league. Meantime on the up 13th placed everton are going to sit on their fat arsed hands again watching it all go on around them. And we're all in that much of a battered wife stupor that we just trundle along with it all, laughing at the fella with holes in his shoes while we sit there with no feet.

I think what im getting at in a roundabout way is just fuckoff everton. Big club? Fucking start acting like one. And that doesn't mean by birching the one good thing you've got going for you.

Anyone got a pitching wedge they can lend me....