Re-join the EU - referendum. If half the cunts vote leave to ‘take back control’ again then leave them to it.

I’d make it my immediate mission to get rid of food banks - that means improving the basics, food banks are not a photo opportunity it’s a national disgrace.

Nationalise water, power, gas, rail.

Free uni places

The House of Lords gets fucked off

Any mp who gets splinters on their arse because they don’t know what way the wind is blowing will immediately get fucked off.

Any civil servant who has spent public money on flags will be deported to Diego Garcia.

Anfield will be served will a compulsory demolition order, whilst also land locking all of Liverpool to new stadium developments.