Somewhere in a starving african country, a load of lids have been barefoot and shoeless for their entire lives. Then word gets round the village that an Oxfam truck is on its way with a consignment of footwear donated by a recently departed westerner.

A crowd gather's excitedly at the end of the one road into the village as the truck approaches, then they spot written large on the side 'Donated on behalf of the Banjo charity'.....

.....screams of 'NOOOOOOOO' are heard as there is a stampede of men, women and children heading for every available place of safety.