1. Everton to qualify for europe, preferably by turning around our home form and smashing the RS along the way.

2. The RS to crash out of the FA Cup and CL, and not qualify for next season's CL....actually the RS just to cease to exist altogethr would be ideal.

3. City to pip Arsenal to the title on the last day just to see the look on Arteta's face.

4. Spurs to not actually get relegated, but to have a proper shit the bed last day survival game like we have had many over the years.

5. Lee Dixon on co-commentary for the World Cup final where England beat Spain on penalties with Jordan Pickford saving all five Spanish spot kicks.