Completely left side dominant, as is my sister but both parents and all grandparents are right handed.

Very very left footed (hence my name on here) - once told I had a cultured left foot and a cunt of a right foot.

Have messy writing as I was taught to write with a fountain pen which involves a lot of smudging if you don't hold your pen at a stupid angle.

Also find I'm all elbows when trying to eat so everyone moans when they have to sit next to me.

Once tried to play hockey but kept getting fouls against me as they only have right handed sticks- stupid sport

And don't get me started on scissors and can openers