(I've got a gig tonight, and the first half has made the pre-gig pint a better option than the second half).

1. Iroegbunham playing like he's been selected by the Make A Wish Foundation. Fuck me: genuine contender for the Worst Ever Performanes XI.

2. The second goal changing all momentum - the most Everton goal ever: a needless corner conceded, several chances to clear it and Pickford deciding the make the weirdest attempt at a save I've ever seen.

3. Alcaraz has either been caught slipping Mrs Moyes the high hard one, or is the worst trainer in the history of football for him to be so consistently ignored.

4. Big Mick Keane being Everton's only goal threat. Truly depressing.

5. N'Diaye, one great flourish aside, looked isolated.