I am sure you don't know what you are going on about.

God does know how to spell in all languages. Even in left wing Scouse. (even though you are unique and witty and clever) (like no one else on earth).

This is a big tragedy.

People think they have to be witty and clever to fit into the stereotype of a "scouser". They think they are above other people due to their "wit". I do not deny there are scousers who are truly salt of the earth. It's the stereotype that people feel they have to live up to.

Be original. Be yourself.

What yourself considers "wit and ingenuity" comes across as being dirty scumbags. And that is the turth. And you want the truth don't you?