This is a whatsapp my mate (no really) got sent today, after he contacted them, following his monthly bill going up to £180 (ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY POUNDS) a month.

Im furious on his behalf. Even more baffled that he hasn't told them to fuck the fuck off.




*Darshan*
Sky Signature is normally £40.50, but you'll pay £27.50 (with a 24-month contract). This offer is for 24 months.

Sky Sports Complete including Sky Sports+ is normally £40, but you'll pay £25 (with a 24-month contract). This offer is for 24 months.

Sky HD is normally £9, but you'll pay £5 (with a 24-month contract). This offer is for 24 months.

TNT Sports is normally £31, but you'll pay £28.(with a 24-month contract). This offer is for 24 months.

Sky Cinema is normally £19 (or £13 with Sky Sports), but you'll pay £10. This offer is for 24 months.

Ultra HD is normally £4, but you'll pay £2 . This offer is for 24 months.

Multiscreen is normally £15, but you'll pay £11 (with a 24-month contract). This offer is for 24 months.

Netflix is £10.99
MUTV for £4

Sky full fiber Broadband 300 is normally £49, but you'll pay £34 (with a 24-month contract). This offer is for 24 months.

This broadband is faster than your current BB faster than 2x speed

💡 Your total will be £157.49 /month,
🎬 Your offers will start today. A one-off admin fee of £20 will be added to your next bill.

🔔 Just so you know, all offers are correct today but can change.
How does that sound to you? 😊