Something to lift the gloom

Two Liverpool fans are out in the woods hunting when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The otherred calls 999 and gasps, 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator says, 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence on the line, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the red says, 'OK, now what?'"