THIS.....I'm personally more bothered about still having to drink any ale I buy standing up in the concourses.

I know that's not Everton's fault but whilst all the clubs are now trying to get safe standing re-introduced I've not heard a single one of them trying to get the frankly ludicrous rule that we can't drink ale within view of the pitch changed too.

All across Europe its allowed, in non-league and up to EFL level here its allowed, even attending a women's game at our old ground will now see you magically allowed to swig ale in your seat during the match, so why not in the Premier League?