Emergency centre-half Ian Marshall vs Oxford at Goodison winter 1985 sometime...leading 1-0 with about a minute to go, he bizarrely decides to win an aerial duel at gwladys st by punching it instead of heading it, the whole ground almost laughs in disbelief as the ref waves play on, and from the resultant punch we break away and make it 2-0 (bracewell i think).

The should-have-been relegated bàstards famously got their own back later in the season like....