Neil Duncan-Jordan is an actual Labour MP.

He has a majority of about 8.
They didn't expect him to win, barely funded his campaign, which is why he slipped through the net. Poole in Dorset has never had a Labour MP until now.
He's a Trade Unionist of 40-odd years, used to work with Jack Jones.
Despite the name suggesting he's from Eton, he's an actual authentic Labour guy, from when it used to mean something. No wonder they've suspended him.

Husk of a political party.