One of the highlights of the spring/early summer for me, loads of nesting pairs on the roofs around here. Even worth the noisy fuckers kicking off at 5am for the happiness it gives me seeing the little ones grow (and man alive do they grow, feels like they double in size every couple of days, the hungry bastards).

I bet in a few weeks time your neighbours will be out trying to look after them when they’re fully-grown but still grey and fluffy, walking round the street whinging to be fed. The genuine line on this from the experts btw is that they are simply lazy and should be ignored; they’re used to the parents doing everything for them so expect it long after they’re capable of doing it themselves

*side glance at teenager*