Attention, aspiring robbers; it's in your best interest to avoid targeting Lotions and Lace, a San Bernadino sex shop staffed with some badass employees. The two women tasked with closing up the shop earlier this week fought off an masked intruder - using, um, inventory.

At 9:45 PM on Wednesday evening, a masked man entered the store and pointed a gun at the woman working behind the cash register. However, one Lotions and Lace employee, 'Amy' was not about to put up with his shenanigans. "I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us," she told KABC. "But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don't have time for this."

The robber's biggest mistake came when he tried to reach over the counter; Amy and a coworker began pelting him with sex toys, ultimately chasing him out of the store. "I was just really irritated," Amy explained. This sh*t does not happen in her store.

The moral of the story? Never underestimate the power of two badass women. And dildos. "They do got some weight on them if they're hit hard enough," the heroic dildo-wielding coworker told KABC. "I think he was a coward... Coming in and trying to get over on two females and not realizing that we're pretty feisty," she said.

San Bernadino police did use this opportunity to remind the public that it's inadvisable to confront robbers, particularly ones who appear to be armed. But if you're armed with dildos, who knows what could happen?