Umm... ouch?

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: The resident of a small village near the eastern Chinese city of
: Wenling claims he was asleep in bed when a posse of robbers
: broke into his home and stole his penis.
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: " They put something over my head and pulled down my
: trousers and then they ran off ," 41-year-old Fei Lin is
: quoted as saying. " I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing
: - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone ."
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: Though police have no suspects currently in custody, their
: working theory is that the man was assaulted by a group of
: cuckolded men who suspected the villager was having an affair
: with their wives.
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: A search for the missing member came up empty; police believe it
: is still in the hands of the assailants.
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