A 27-year-old man tried to pay a $7 cab fare with marijuana, with rather unfortunate results.

The taxi picked up Nicholas Baker and drove him to his home in Ohio. Baker was a few dollars short of the $7 he needed to pay the cab driver, Steve Rooza. When he rejected the offer of pot, saying he only accepted cash, Baker ran out of the cab and said, "Go ahead and call the police, I'm [expletive] Nicholas Baker."

So, Rooza did just as Baker suggested. Police caught the fare-dodger and sentenced him to 30 days in jail plus a $250 fine.