This is by far my favorite news story of the year so far. Just awesome. What next, some guy purchases a gun on the streets of South Central LA and calls the cops cause the trigger is jammed? Stupid people make me laugh.

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: A man called police to complain about some terrible marijuana he
: had just purchased, which turned out to be something other than
: pot. Police say the man told officers he bought the substance
: earlier that day and that "it was nasty" when he
: smoked it. Uniontown Detective Donald Gmitter says a field test
: determined the substance wasn't pot at all, but police didn't
: say what it was.
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: Even though the 21-year-old man didn't technically buy
: marijuana, he isn't off the hook. Sgt. Wayne Brown tells the
: Pittsburgh Tribune-Review that Wednesday's incident remains
: under investigation, and the man could face a charge of
: possessing a counterfeit controlled substance.
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